THANK YOU ALL OF MY ATHIEST FRIENDS...

[mama_ape]

.....for an incredibly akward moment at my relatives house.....
So I went to my grandparents/aunt's house today and for the first time in for FUCKING ever(cause now I feel free to say the BEAUTIFUL word; fucking) and of course they decided to say a prayer before we ate. (My kids looked around, completely confused when the prayer began I might add.) AnyFUCKINGway I could not stop smiling because the WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME I was thinking of the pic from the funny thread that's got all the athiest pics on it that shows a picture of two holy hands folded in prayer and the caption says "Stop talking to yourself."  ....so as my aunt was saying, "Thank you and please bless this this food," I had the biggest GOMER PYLE-SHIT-EATING grin my face.  If someone SUPER smart sees this maybe they could put that pic up 'CAUSE GOTDAM! THAT WAS SOME FUNNY FUCKIN' SHIT!  
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I love all of you guys and Merry fuckin' CHRISTmas!!!!!!!

[mama_ape]

DAMMIT!!! my green and red exclamation mark things didn't work the way I planned

[Tank]

 The meme spreads!

[Asmodean]

Someone misunderstood the BB-code, yes..?  

You'll get the hang of it!

[terranus]

.....for an incredibly akward moment at my relatives house.....
So I went to my grandparents/aunt's house today and for the first time in for FUCKING ever(cause now I feel free to say the BEAUTIFUL word; fucking) and of course they decided to say a prayer before we ate. (My kids looked around, completely confused when the prayer began I might add.) AnyFUCKINGway I could not stop smiling because the WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME I was thinking of the pic from the funny thread that's got all the athiest pics on it that shows a picture of two holy hands folded in prayer and the caption says "Stop talking to yourself."  ....so as my aunt was saying, "Thank you and please bless this this food," I had the biggest GOMER PYLE-SHIT-EATING grin my face.  If someone SUPER smart sees this maybe they could put that pic up 'CAUSE GOTDAM! THAT WAS SOME FUNNY FUCKIN' SHIT!  
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I love all of you guys and Merry fuckin' CHRISTmas!!!!!!!

Whenever I have dinner with the whole family me and my mom go through a similar situation. Last time she got in trouble for flinging a roll at my uncle while he was in the middle of saying grace; I laughed so hard I pissed myself...which got me into trouble as well.  

[hismikeness]

Is this the one?



During grace at my family dinners, I will typically mumble the prayer, but will put my hands together like in martial arts movies, with the fist pressed in to the open palm. It's done out of an unwillingness to pray, but mom usually thinks it's funny.

[Matt1000IQ]

I'm not sure why you don't believe there is a God! Those who don't believe lack clarity on thier discussions and this is how i feel about the subject of not being a God. Because rain doesn't come from the sky without evaporation occuring first, is evident that there is a God!

Because rain doesn't doesn't come from the sky without evaporation occuring first, is evident that there is a God. Evaporation happens when water is on the ground, plain and simple, obviously is a God to make the first drops of water. "Nothing" forms without water.

In conclusion, we can't deny the water cycle, therefore can't deny God, who can make evaporation occur without any water on the ground to make it rain.

[The Magic Pudding]

I suppose the sun is as good a god as any, better than most.

[Tank]

I suppose the sun is as good a god as any, better than most.

Consistent, non-judgemental, can't be arsed to interfere and keeps one warm. What more could one want?

[The Magic Pudding]

What more could one want?

Many things, ageing is evil.  I get a new photo licence every five years, it looks crap when you get it, five years on it's nostalgic.