I'll be there for you

[Chandler M Bing]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way, your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but...I'll be there for you.

Hi, I'm Chandler M Bing, I have a third nipple, and I'm a theist. Please don't ask me what the M stands for, it's embarassing.

[Asmodean]

:hmm:

My life sucks, but not because of failed aspirations, lack of love or bad coffee. And the reason it sucks is not something you are in position to affect in any way.

Good luck with that third nipple! Get all three pierced and wear it like chainmail is my suggestion. And send your god a thank you note for not reading the instruction manual while assembling you.

Other than that... Welcome.

[penny23]

Hey there,

welcome to the post!
I suppose I am just curious... why you decided to be a member of this forum, my experience has been that religious people (apart from some firends of mine) tend to run away from anything that has to do with atheism.
I hope you don't mind me asking

Penny

[Chandler M Bing]

Hey there,

welcome to the post!
I suppose I am just curious... why you decided to be a member of this forum, my experience has been that religious people (apart from some firends of mine) tend to run away from anything that has to do with atheism.
I hope you don't mind me asking

Penny

Curiosity. It's always interesting to know what the "other side" thinks about stuff.

[borealis]

Welcome!   I love that song by the way.

[legs laney]

i applaud the fact that you joined a forum like this.  i've never met a theist that was willing to "test" their faith, hope we don't beat you up too much.  welcome.

[Cecilie]

Yeah, I like Friends too. But not enough to make a fake account on an atheist forum.

EDIT: The M stands for Muriel btw.

[wildfire_emissary]

Hello! We have a Joey and then a Chandler. Friends really.
Is your third nipple between the two normal ones? If so, then I guess M stands for MIPPLE. Middle nipple.
Ok.  

[Chandler M Bing]

Hello! We have a Joey and then a Chandler. Friends really.
Is your third nipple between the two normal ones? If so, then I guess M stands for MIPPLE. Middle nipple.
Ok.  

My third nipple is omnipresent.

[Tank]

Bugger came and went while I was away