YE OLD PUB

[karadan]

I'm, thirsty. What do you recommend?

[PoopShoot]

I'm, thirsty. What do you recommend?

The piss ain't bad.

[The Magic Pudding]

The Magic Pudding is sitting, perusing the newspaper.
He falls from his chair and starts to choke.
When he manages to take a breath, he points at an article:

NSW Opposition Leader Barry O'Farrell says he won't commit to offering ethics classes as an alternative to religious education in state schools if the coalition wins the next election.

Mr O'Farrell said he did not favour secular ethics classes as a substitute for scripture lessons.

The NSW government carried out a 10-week trial of ethics classes for students in years five and six in ten primary schools earlier this year.

Can anyone think of an insult befitting this, this, this, O'farrell?
Give me some of that piss, this is no time for temperance!

[PoopShoot]

and you thought America was full of religious nuts.

Beer please.  If I order now I might get it before beer 30.

 

[Asmodean]

A steroid-infested energy drink please. I'm allergic, it ITCHES and is maddening.  

[The Magic Pudding]

and you thought America was full of religious nuts.

Not full, but a worrying percentage.

A steroid-infested energy drink please. I'm allergic, it ITCHES and is maddening.  

Is tea tree oil marketed there?

[Asmodean]

A steroid-infested energy drink please. I'm allergic, it ITCHES and is maddening.  :hmm: Never heard off. Guess not - not under that name at least

[The Magic Pudding]

Never heard off. Guess not - not under that name at least

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil
Melaleuca trees are painful to brush against and I wear long sleeves when going bush.  
Tea tree oil is better for itches than any of the other off the shelf stuff available here.
I'm looking at a 100ml 15% melaleuca oil bottle that cost about $5.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil

[Draconicstarz88]

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gives Heineken beer to everyone

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[PoopShoot]

Out of good beer, I see.

[Draconicstarz88]

and olvi beer

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[Draconicstarz88]

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[The Magic Pudding]

Hey Drac, I see old Hosni's haven a bit of trouble over there in Egipt,

The internet has been closed down in Egypt ahead of the biggest protests yet planned against president Hosni Mubarak's 30-year-rule.

Activists have relied on the internet, especially social media services like Twitter and Facebook, to organise their protests.

And you can relax about Nelson, just in for test so they say, but they would wouldn't they?

How's the weather?  Well there's two cyclones in play in the North East on the heals of record floods, and another in the West venturing into areas where cyclones don't usually go.  I'd say the weather is busy.
They're still mopping up in the South East after their record floods, hmmm mops, money to be made in mops with all this climate change business.

Shakes glass, more wine Drac.