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Started by Byronazriel, October 02, 2010, 07:59:40 AM

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Thumpalumpacus

#45
October 06, 2010, 05:24:45 PM
Frankly, I regard the Christian conception of god as Chaotic Stupid.
Illegitimi non carborundum.

Asmodean

#46
October 06, 2010, 06:17:56 PM
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"Frankly, I regard the Christian conception of god as Chaotic Stupid.
Eh... We do have a word for that today... Two actually. Sex and lies.

Sheâ,,¢ screws some goat herder up and down and then Sheâ,,¢ lies to her daddy so as to avoid stoning. A few months later, the joy is bundled...  :raised:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

christiandane

#47
October 06, 2010, 07:58:38 PM
Ok. I got to the end. I even agreed that there are absolute moral standards (although grouping them with natural laws is strange because they are still created by humans), but I couldn't figure out what happened next. Somehow we had agreed that there are certain laws governing human existence, and then there was some giant, invisible, bearded old Jewish guy calling the shots. Non futuens sequitur.

Category

#48
October 07, 2010, 04:38:14 PM
QuotePlease examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His forgiving love, and come to know the peace which passes all understanding.

^^  lol if you can follow me  :D
I ask theists if God is omnipotent. They say yes.
I ask theists if God loves us. They say yes.
I read the news paper or look on the web or remember other people's sad stories or remember things that happened to me...and I see that no omnipotent entity loves us.
I ask theists if they can prove their god. They can't.
So, I have excellent reason to

MrsV

#49
October 07, 2010, 08:20:55 PM
I had to laugh at it - any arguement that comes down to 'if you don't agree with me you must be a peado' is a loser in my book.

Reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC6iQwoXc-w&feature=fvst

Asmodean

#50
October 07, 2010, 08:47:58 PM
Will clicking that send me on a killing spree with the Mother of all Meat Cleaversâ,,¢..?  :raised:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

MrsV

#51
October 07, 2010, 08:50:25 PM
Maybe.....

Asmodean

#52
October 07, 2010, 08:59:39 PM
Quote from: "MrsV"Maybe.....
MUST... RESIST... THE URGE MUST... RESIST THE...

*nervous ticks*
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

PoopShoot

#53
October 07, 2010, 11:53:01 PM
Quote from: "MrsV"I had to laugh at it - any arguement that comes down to 'if you don't agree with me you must be a peado' is a loser in my book.

Reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC6iQwoXc-w&feature=fvst
lol  lol  :yay:  :yay:  :yay:
All hail Cancer Jesus!

KebertX

#54
October 08, 2010, 01:05:58 AM
What the fuck, it literally forces you to accept the minor premises that laws of logic and morality are universal, immaterial, and unchanging. Then it tells you god exists because denying that is like air.

I fucking love logic...
"Reality is that which when you close your eyes it does not go away.  Ignorance is that which allows you to close your eyes, and not see reality."

"It can't be seen, smelled, felt, measured, or understood, therefore let's worship it!" ~ Anon.

OdisBDilligaf

#55
October 08, 2010, 03:27:39 AM
christian logic isn't that synonymous?  google chrome tells me to capitalize christian thats how awesome christians are.

PoopShoot

#56
October 08, 2010, 03:43:29 AM
Quote from: "OdisBDilligaf"christian logic isn't that synonymous?  
Nope, it's actually an oxymoron, heavy on the moron.

Quotegoogle chrome tells me to capitalize christian thats how awesome christians are.
That's one of the many reasons chrome is dildos.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

Asmodean

#57
October 08, 2010, 08:32:45 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"That's one of the many reasons chrome is dildos.
Me, I don't see why people with Windows are not satisfied enough with IE and people with Mac with whatever it is Mac supplies...

Being halfway in this Internet business, I have never noticed my browser to have any shortages I would sacrifice it to be rid of.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

#58
October 08, 2010, 08:58:38 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"That's one of the many reasons chrome is dildos.
Me, I don't see why people with Windows are not satisfied enough with IE and people with Mac with whatever it is Mac supplies...

Being halfway in this Internet business, I have never noticed my browser to have any shortages I would sacrifice it to be rid of.
Hmm, you don't usually troll.
If it wasn't for Firefox IE users would still be waiting for tabs.
IE is a target for all the black hats.
IE has improved since 8 arrived.
Firefox has lots of add-ons, I find a few of them very useful.
Chrome is a bit minimalist for me, but I use it sometimes.

Byronazriel

#59
October 08, 2010, 09:41:46 AM
All this talk about technical stuff is boring, so here's a picture to offened the Christians for great justice:

"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch
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