Morgan Freeman: 'I Think We Invented God'

[Crow]

I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.

But you can't be god. You exist.

[fester30]

I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.

But you can't be god. You exist.

So because of an avatar and words on this website, you think she exists?  She exists because the website says so, and on the website she says she's god, and since she frequents this website it contains god's word, and god's word seems to imply that she exists.  Nice.

[OldGit]

Seems to me the oldest one must be god. 

[Ali]

^^It would seem that way, but only because you don't realize that I just created you to be older than me.  I work in mysterious ways.

[cgmccall]

People please, please! We're straying from the original truth.
Anyone who's seen Bruce Almighty has seen clearly that even if Morgan Freeman isn't god, he should be.

[markmcdaniel]

I am not God. I am not all seeing, knowing, or powerful. I am also way to lazy to be God. You are fortunate as I am also not totally benevelant and thus can't punish all of youse little people in the manner that you deserve. Did I really write all this down. Does this button erase this

[Sweetdeath]

I've waiting just enough time to sneak in for a response. I am obviously God; lurking in the shadows.

But you can't be god. You exist.

I like this response a lot XD LOL

[Crow]

I am not God. I am not all seeing, knowing, or powerful. I am also way to lazy to be God. You are fortunate as I am also not totally benevelant and thus can't punish all of youse little people in the manner that you deserve. Did I really write all this down. Does this button erase this

But how do you know you're not god, maybe you farted as a baby and was so powerful that all being materialised into existence but were too long to remember it. So you go around thinking your not god but perhaps you really are.

[OldGit]

Hey! The Big Bang was a divine fart - there's a good line for the creationists. 

[Recusant]

Hey! The Big Bang was a divine fart - there's a good line for the creationists.  

As you might imagine, there's a GIF for that (actually several of the same scene).

While searching for the above I discovered something that I hadn't encountered before: Crepitus, the alleged Roman god of flatulence

[Crow]

Ahhh that must be the "spark" AD was referring to in another thread 

[Sweetdeath]

Ahhh that must be the "spark" AD was referring to in another thread 

I love this