Guess Who's Back

[Ned]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back
Back again
Ned's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {

[Cecilie]

Why?

[hismikeness]

I've created a monster...

[Ellainix]

Hi Ned!

[Ned]

Bump

[McQ]

Bump

Why the "bump", Ned?

[Tank]

Fuck. Shakers Law proved right again  

[Ned]

Good evening all.

[McQ]

Good evening all.

Ned, this isn't a chat room. I will ask you not to make totally needless posts. If you have something to discuss, read the forum rules, and try to contribute something meaningful.

[Ned]

Good evening all.

Ned, this isn't a chat room. I will ask you not to make totally needless posts. If you have something to discuss, read the forum rules, and try to contribute something meaningful.

Just trying to be polite.
(Sorry, I suppose that was a "totally needless post" as well?.)

[McQ]

Good evening all.

Ned, this isn't a chat room. I will ask you not to make totally needless posts. If you have something to discuss, read the forum rules, and try to contribute something meaningful.

Just trying to be polite.
(Sorry, I suppose that was a "totally needless post" as well?.)

Ned, please don't treat the threads as chat rooms.

[Asmodean]

Beauties of being a mod, eh Mac?

[Ned]

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me

[Whitney]

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me

Next post like this gets you [strike:1mo2zuqn]strike 2.[/strike:1mo2zuqn] banned....just noticed you got your strike two earlier via a post by McQ.

[Asmodean]

I'll hold on to the tools just in case