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I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!

Started by nikkmichalski, December 29, 2009, 07:58:01 PM

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nikkmichalski

December 29, 2009, 07:58:01 PM
I've been gone from HAF for a couple of months. I'm not really sure why, I just sort of forgot about it. In any case, I'm back! I love the logo, it's just genius. I remember around the time I left there was a group of us that were dissatisfied with the logo, but we couldn't agree on a new one. I probably haven't been on since September or October; my question is thus: did I miss anything Earth-shattering?
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5

Will

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December 29, 2009, 10:33:44 PM
Welcome back!

Earth shattering? Apparently.... there's probably no god.  :eek:
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

Whitney

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December 30, 2009, 01:11:07 AM
Welcome back.

The only thing you missed is that we have established that the rapture will happen in 2048 rather than 2012.

AlP

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December 30, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
Quote from: "Whitney"Welcome back.

The only thing you missed is that we have established that the rapture will happen in 2048 rather than 2012.
That is not the only important event. I'm pretty sure I posted important information relating to my ballsack and the shaving thereof as evidenced on this troll thread. Seriously, do a search for "ballsack" and you can learn all about it. The forum will never be the same again.
"I rebel -- therefore we exist." - Camus

nikkmichalski

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January 01, 2010, 01:32:55 AM
After briefly weeping in my shower in the fetal position from Will's post, I did a search, and came back with these gems:

"The growth on the ballsack is negligible though uncomfortable to harvest due to the unmanly sensitivity of my ballsack and the manly aggressiveness of the Phillips shaver."
(ostensibly about stubble)

"Can we please get this conversation back on the subject of my ballsack? Why use conditioner on that hairy mess? Just shave it off! Maybe your scrote would feel nicer if you conditioned it."

I've lost faith in my fellow man.  :shake: ...but gained a hygiene tip! hahaha.

Could I ask what the cause of this apocalypse in 2048 is? Isn't it something about the 32-bit vs. 64?
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5

AlP

#5
January 01, 2010, 02:32:21 AM
It's because the USB stick that God stored the universe on is 2GB (2GB=2048MB). He stopped making regular backups in year 0. We should have realized that the apocalypse would occur on a year that is a power of 2.
"I rebel -- therefore we exist." - Camus

nikkmichalski

#6
January 01, 2010, 06:39:27 AM
I see...God must have some powerful compression software to shrink the entire world down to 1 megabyte, no?
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5
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