Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?

[Ihateyoumike]

Because he DOESN'T EXIST!!!

  :bananacolor:  

[Renegnicat]

Really? I thought it was because they weren't around 2000 years ago.  

[AlP]

I believe the important argument Ihateyoumike is making is this:

1) Jesus does not eat snickers bars.
2) Snickers bars exist and are so tasty no deity can resist their nutty caramely goodness.
3) If Jesus existed, Jesus would eat the tasty snickers bars (2).
4) Therefore Jesus does not exist. (2 & 3)

Excellent work Ihateyoumike.

[onlinej]

I ate a snickers bar today. It was actually a mini-snickers. Does that count? Do I exist now?
JC

[Ihateyoumike]

I believe the important argument Ihateyoumike is making is this:

1) Jesus does not eat snickers bars.
2) Snickers bars exist and are so tasty no deity can resist their nutty caramely goodness.
3) If Jesus existed, Jesus would eat the tasty snickers bars (2).
4) Therefore Jesus does not exist. (2 & 3)

Excellent work Ihateyoumike.

You, my good Sir, are awarded a lifetime supply of internets (from my personal stash) for this post.  

I ate a snickers bar today. It was actually a mini-snickers. Does that count? Do I exist now?
JC

The amount of "nutty caramely goodness" in a mini-snickers, although smaller than other snickers, is in-fact proportional... So absolutely you exist. I'm not sure anyone can truly know existence until they've known the joy of a snickers bar.

That being said....
Why does jesus hate Skittles?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

[onlinej]

That reminds me of a joke.

Q: What is the difference between Jesus, and an icon of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail for the icon.

(I doesn't translate that well, but you guys are already happy)
JC

[Ultima22689]

I don't like snickers all that much...

[Big Mac]

I eat snickers....therefore I exist?

Watch out Philosophy.....your ass just got turned upside down!!!

[nikkmichalski]

I thought it was a set-up for an omnipresence joke. ("Not going anywhere for a while?...")

[Ellainix]

"Not going anywhere for a while?..."

The life of a Christian?

[MariaEvri]

maybe cause snickers suck?
now if it was a MARS bar on the other hand...

[G-Roll]

I don't like snickers all that much...

then you dont exist.  

[curiosityandthecat]