If you had one question for Jesus

[hismikeness]

Well, I'll attempt to get this back on track...

I might also ask, does it piss you off that the universal symbol for those who follow you is a cross? And the Catholics go so far as to spread your bloody, beat up body all over the front, display it egregiously, usually pointing downward atop the congregation, but they call it a crucifix. I mean, though crucifixion is obviously good for the mid-section (seriously, Christ had some abs...) I'm sure it felt well below average. I would think you wouldn't ever want to see one of those again.

[SSY]

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Wow,  

Also, I would ask him what the deal with being his own dad is, does that make bath time awkward?

[LoneMateria]

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Wow,  :hmm:

Also, I would ask him what the deal with being his own dad is, does that make bath time awkward?

Lol would touching himself be considered sexual abuse?

[Ihateyoumike]

First you started the penis/derailment not I.

Actually IhateYouMike started it.  What does starting it have to do with anything?

alright you two... Play nice. And for the record, I played no part in this derailment other than writing a response to the OP. No need to bring me into your little squabble. Perhaps a lightening up is in order for the both of ya.

And as for the joke in question, it wasn't even a good one... I thought the small-penis stereotype was reserved for Asians.
 

[LoneMateria]

alright you two... Play nice. And for the record, I played no part in this derailment other than writing a response to the OP. No need to bring me into your little squabble. Perhaps a lightening up is in order for the both of ya.

And as for the joke in question, it wasn't even a good one... I thought the small-penis stereotype was reserved for Asians.
 wtf he was talking about (at several points).  Since its been days since he said anything either he hasn't been on or I shut him up, either way i'm much happier.

As far as the stereotypes go I know one was Asians had little penises.  It was always jews and money/penises and asians in driving/penises.  I don't feel like being thorough so i'm leaving out a few stereotypes in there and other races stereotypes.  Anyway i'm going to attempt to put us back on track.

I have a few questions i'd ask Jesus.

Is it true the only woman you hung around with, other then your mother, was a prostitute?
How come you did such a crappy job telling people how you felt about different issues?
Why do you enjoy watching everyone suffer?  Did your dad touch you as a child?  Err ... did you touch yourself as a child and scar yourself?
Can you do me a favor and get on national television with George W. Bush and tell him that you never spoke to him and he didn't do anything for you?

[Will]

That's a lot of trouble revolving around Jesus' penis. That'll be the end of it.

If you had one question for Jesus:

[Ninteen45]

Did you ever preform miracles in Salem?

[Renegnicat]

I'd ask jesus why he keeps staring at me in morbid horror.

[drew]

I'd ask what he thought of 'St. Pauls' version of his purpose on earth.

Cheers,

Drew.

[curiosityandthecat]

"How much does it suck to be constantly mistaken for a White guy?"

[Renegnicat]

"Hey Jesus, I'll swear fealty to you if you give me a ham sandwich" *takes ham sandwich*
"Whath wath thath? Thwearing fealthy?"*gulp* "I have no recollection of the event in question."

...
"Hey? What are you trying to imply?"  

[Jolly Sapper]

hmmm.. this is a toughie.

Bacon or shrimp?

[Mark L Holland]

Jesus why did you allow the Christians to corrupt you and your teachings into the great evil that they have become and do nothing to stop it.  And because of the evil done by Christianity should you any longer be called Jesus or should you simply be called Satan.