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Started by Chimera, September 14, 2009, 10:09:41 PM

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Chimera

September 14, 2009, 10:09:41 PM
A Pastafarian takes on some Jehovah's Witnesses, with pretty hilarious results. The video is a little long, but well worth the watch.

[youtube:303wi721]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYaOIlFMqw[/youtube:303wi721]
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

LoneMateria

#1
September 14, 2009, 10:47:46 PM
funny, but they will never understand what he is saying.
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

Chimera

#2
September 14, 2009, 11:13:51 PM
Probably not, and that is a little sad. But I still have to give him props for going at them with all guns. I always find it interesting when the religious folks try to deny what is clearly written in their books.
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

Heretical Rants

#3
September 14, 2009, 11:23:00 PM
He did a terrible job with that.  He knew the material (Bible), but was poorly organized and never fully explained any of his points.

It's just another wearying theistic argument.  They don't know their own scripture well enough to even try to defend it, and he doesn't ever take out a Bible and show them.

Chimera

#4
September 14, 2009, 11:33:03 PM
I don't think he really needed to explain. The JWs were running scared after he brought up the slavery thing.
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

LoneMateria

#5
September 14, 2009, 11:45:59 PM
I agree he didn't need to explain.  He was just screwing with them.  Those ladies were totally unprepared for the guy.  But who cares they are JW, they are one step away from cult status anyway.  I probably would have made some snide comments about some of the more batshit crazy aspects of their religion.  Like organ donations, blood transfusions, or only a certain number of people in heaven.  I'd have pissed them off just as much in fewer words.  I never understood that about JW how can a loving god create only a certain number of slots for heaven and an unlimited number of slots for hell.  Something doesn't seem right in there.
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

Chimera

#6
September 15, 2009, 01:12:04 AM
This is a little off the subject, but your heaven/hell comment made me remember something my Meetup group was talking about last night. One of the members was on a Christian apologist's website and found that someone had asked the question about why a loving God would send people to hell, and the answer from the apologist was that some people are so against the very thought of spending eternity with God that it's part of his loving plan to send them to hell...or something like stupid like that. Made my head spin.
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

Whitney

#7
September 15, 2009, 01:58:46 AM
Wasn't it Lot's daughters who got Lot drunk and raped him.  I don't recall a story about Noah getting drunk and raping his daughter....

Ultima22689

#8
September 15, 2009, 02:00:33 AM
Quote from: "Whitney"Wasn't it Lot's daughters who got Lot drunk and raped him.  I don't recall a story about Noah getting drunk and raping his daughter....

Yeah, he has that as a comment on his video.

Justme

#9
October 30, 2009, 09:40:36 PM
Quote from: "Chimera"A Pastafarian takes on some Jehovah's Witnesses, with pretty hilarious results. The video is a little long, but well worth the watch.

Thank you for this video, it made my day! It isn't a little long at all, but not long enough! GREAT!

Actually I'm waiting for them to knock at my door to have such a discussion too, but nobody comes. At least not when I'm at home. Poor me. One told me, I could call them and order a visit, but that would be a bit too much. I don't want to force god but to show me his will by sending or not sending me his employees :) .

In Austria, where I live, YW became an officially recongnized religon in the meantime, which isn't easy here, but they have the numbers. Now they are allowed to collect taxes from their members and even force them to pay and may have their own religion classes in schools.
... or maybe it's just me ...

[size=85](English is my second language, so I apologize precautionally for all the errors I maybe made.)[/size]

nikkmichalski

#10
November 14, 2009, 03:05:21 AM
One of my best friends had some Jehovahs knock on his door. He ran up to his room, threw on a Slayer shirt and painted a pentagram on his cheek. He opened the door, and they said right out:

"You wanna...just...not tell anyone we were here?"

"Yeah."

So great. One of my other friends went into "The Jesus Booth" at the county fair to argue with the people. My sister went in casually and whispered to him out of the side of her mouth.

"Johnny...are you okay? We love you!"

I don't know any other two people who would be brave enough to do this.
 :devil:
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5

MariaEvri

#11
November 14, 2009, 12:27:17 PM
since they're women, I believe he should have showed them some of the nice bible verses about women
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
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Aedus

#12
November 14, 2009, 04:17:05 PM
Quote from: "Chimera"A Pastafarian takes on some Jehovah's Witnesses, with pretty hilarious results. The video is a little long, but well worth the watch.

[youtube:3gqxjir2]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYaOIlFMqw[/youtube:3gqxjir2]
The guy in the video is an arrogant douche. Instead of saying "no thanks I'm not interested" like every other normal person he starts following them around with his camera. God I hate atheists. <_<

LoneMateria

#13
November 14, 2009, 04:27:04 PM
Quote from: "Aedus"The guy in the video is an arrogant douche. Instead of saying "no thanks I'm not interested" like every other normal person he starts following them around with his camera. God I hate atheists. <_<

You do know no one is forcing you to stay here right?
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

Aedus

#14
November 14, 2009, 05:06:31 PM
Quote from: "LoneMateria"You do know no one is forcing you to stay here right?
Oh, did I interrupt your guys' daily reaffirmation of your general superiority? My bad. Please continue discussing how much smarter you are then everyone else because you happened to accidentally be born into a family which didn't indoctrinate you with religion (or however else you became atheists).
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