Hey Fellas, How Does Your Wife Score?

[curiosityandthecat]

Saw this and just had to share. A serious blast from a seriously sexist past.



http://bit.ly/1615C3

Personally, I like it when my wife does #9...

[Heretical Rants]

Religion is obviously important.  They made it worth 10 points!

[Hat]

I laughed hard at Demerits number five and nine.

[JillSwift]

In the interest of you guys getting a rating, here's both of Crane's not-at-all biased tests:
http://www.wifeadvice.com/wp-content/uploads/wifeadvice/2008/05/marital_rating_scale1.png
Interesting that religion isn't mentioned on the husband test.

[Whitney]

Religion is obviously important.  They made it worth 10 points!

, apparently only for the wife and children.  She is to allow her husband to sleep in on Sundays.  Proof that religion is a control mechanism....I think so.

[rlrose328]

Oh my... I come out with a minus 5.  I could get up into the positive if I go to church and take the kid with me.

I do let the hubby sleep in on Sundays and holidays... is it my fault he's a morning person who gets up before me every single day of the world??

Joe ended up with a total of 19... if he'd take me on a date a few times a week, we could REALLY bump up that score.  

[Pineapple]

I think it'd be a whole lot easier to rate my wife if I had one.

[Kylyssa]

So, since I don't have a wife, which one of my girlfriends do I rate or do I rate my partner?

[AlP]

So, since I don't have a wife, which one of my girlfriends do I rate or do I rate my partner?

JillSwift posted the "equivalent" tables for both wives and husbands.

[curiosityandthecat]

So, since I don't have a wife, which one of my girlfriends do I rate or do I rate my partner?

Rate all of them and average the results.  

There's probably a big "Engages in polyamory (-75)" in the demerit side, though.  

[Ninteen45]

ethier I misread it, or it's impossible to get the woman's above 25!  

[JillSwift]

ethier I misread it, or it's impossible to get the woman's above 25!  

Hahaha!
Nice catch. Guys can only get to 31.

I hope this means these aren't the complete tests, that or Crane was just a misanthropist who wanted everyone to feel bad about one another and themselves.