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JESUS CHRIST appears in LEBANON!!!

Started by Psalm23, May 27, 2009, 06:38:35 PM

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Psalm23

Look closely at his mouth and you can see he is speaking to the people of Lebanon!!
and what war broke out shortly after this video?? The Israel vs. Lebanon war!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b-dKa6QiOY

look at his white robe.. sheer amazing!!!

Jesus,

Please come back to save us from this WICKED and EVIL earth!!!
"Wash me clean, set me free, hold me closer, cover me" - David Crowder - My Hope

jcm

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -cs

curiosityandthecat

-Curio

JillSwift

Hmm. All I saw in the video was shadows from a leafy tree.
Perhaps there was a toasted cheese sandwich in the video that I didn't see? I'm given to understand that this Jesus fellow looks a lot like a toasted cheese sandwich.
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curiosityandthecat

Quote from: "JillSwift"Perhaps there was a toasted cheese sandwich in the video that I didn't see? I'm given to understand that this Jesus fellow looks a lot like a toasted cheese sandwich.
I'd wager it'd be Havarti. That stuff is heavenly.  :D
-Curio

JillSwift

Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"I'd wager it'd be Havarti. That stuff is heavenly.  :D
Though there are some that say American cheese would have to be the proper cheese for that - even though I'm not 100% sure you can call that cheese. (However, maybe that makes it right. After all, internal inconsistency is a staple of religious belief.)  :hmm:
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MariaEvri

if the so called jesus  would want to appear to us Im sure he would have come up with a  better way where everyone could see him.
oh look a shadow on a wall that looks like... actually it looks liek a man wearing some sort of gas mask
the holy gas-masker is here!

edit: spellings
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
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Psalm23

i can't believe you people are damning a sighting of the LORD..

you people are damned to doom and darkness for all eternity!!

i pity you.

 :(
"Wash me clean, set me free, hold me closer, cover me" - David Crowder - My Hope

jcm

Quote from: "Psalm23"i can't believe you people are damning a sighting of the LORD..

you people are damned to doom and darkness for all eternity!!

i pity you.

 :crazy: ....This is a joke right?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -cs

joeactor

... actually, it kinda looks like my brother.
(well, we are Lebanese)

or the Zig-Zag man:


So, now that we've seen his shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of apocalypse?

Psalm23: either you're the best troll ever, or I really feel sorry for you.

Will

I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

McQ

Quote from: "Psalm23"i can't believe you people are damning a sighting of the LORD..

you people are damned to doom and darkness for all eternity!!

i pity you.

 :(

(sniffs the air)

Do you smell that?  Smells like......

Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Sophus

I hope Psalm is a troll because if not Psalm is a cockroach. Follow Psalm home and you'll find many more people who are identical. People don't normally get this crazy without a little help. I think this idea would still trouble me even if I were a Christian.
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

PipeBox

So God went from walking manifest with us in the Garden, to a supernatural burning bush and booming voice, to just talking through a proxy of various men wielding plagues and then miracles, to only appearing as a voiceless shadow on a wall?  Hmmm.  If God were real and wanted to make a point, he'd not be subtle or feeble, unless he wanted so many to doubt him.  And if he wants us to doubt, well, uhhh, we're kind of playing our part, eh?  You know what?  If you honestly believe that was God on that wall, I'm sad.  There'd be no hope for your ability to study the natural world and draw conclusions from it.  But somehow, I think you're a troll.  And if you are, thanks for the help by giving us easy, ridiculous-even-to-most-Christians topics to blow down.  That's how it is now.  If you're a troll, keep having your fun.  If you're a Christian trying to save us, well, uhh, maybe you ought to go to some Christian forum and talk to them about how you tried to saved us damned heathens, but we just wouldn't let ourselves see the light, stupid, proud us.  You're having little luck here from what I've seen.  You say some atheists ask you for information about Christianity, but I'd much sooner trust Godschild, Perspective, Ben-AG, Mbell31, or especially Titan.  There have been even more Christians that have made a better case than shadows on the wall.

No matter what you think you're doing here, thank you.
If sin may be committed through inaction, God never stopped.

My soul, do not seek eternal life, but exhaust the realm of the possible.
-- Pindar

karadan

Quote from: "Psalm23"i can't believe you people are damning a sighting of the LORD..

you people are damned to doom and darkness for all eternity!!

i pity you.

 :up:  :sick:
QuoteI find it mistifying that in this age of information, some people still deny the scientific history of our existence.