Email received at work...

[Ninteen45]

Hey, I've decided to make some edits to that Email:

DID YOU
KNOW THESE THINGS PEOPLE TOLD ME

I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW*

Very interesting, read until the end.....

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life.

Here are some men and women

who mocked God:


GOD DOESN'T NEED A SECOND COMING TO GET THE JOB DONE.

Lennon, Some time after saying "We more famous as chirst now" , was shot five times by a christian fanatic after months of americans burning Beatle albums in hatered.



GOD HAS IRONY.

Tancredo Neves**(President of Brazil):*

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President aged 75 with bowel problems, then he died after many operations.



GOD KNOWS GAYS ARN'T HUMAN, LIKE THOSE PESKY JEWS.

Cazuza **(Homosexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):*

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into
the air and said: 'God, that's for you.'

Cazuza died in Rio de Janeiro on July 7, 1990 at the age of 31 from an AIDS related illness.



After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how
safe the Titanic would be.

With an sarcastic tone he said:

'I doubt even God could sink it'

He shouldn't have been worried about god....



GOD HELPS WITH DRUGS.

Marilyn Monroe **(Actress)*

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a
show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment after commiting suicide with sleeping pills.



Bon Scott **(Singer)*

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he
sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he
had been choked by his own vomit after drug and alcohol overdose.


GOD TAKES CARE OF THE CHILDREN!

Campinas**(IN 2005)*

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to
pick
up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried
about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the
daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the crowded
car:

'My daughter, go with God and may he protect you.'

She responded: 'only if he (God) travels in the trunk, cause there isn't enough space in the car.'

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died (Even the mother),

the car could not be recognized what type of car it had
been,
but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have
remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a
crate of eggs, none were broken. There is no evidince of this happening, but I trust in god.


Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)

said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever
written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her
motor vehicle. There are no records of this but it's true because a christian told me.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no
other name that was given so much authority as the name of
Jesus.


Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he
is a Zombie.

I corrected some "FACTS"

[BadPoison]

Thanks guys.

And thanks Will!

I included a large portion of what you wrote in the email I sent back to her (and a few other people in the office... I didn't send it to the office distribution list like she did) Hope you don't mind!

I pointed out that the email is purely speculative and irrational. I cited cases of Christians suffering untimely deaths (missionary plane crash, ect) and asked why their god didn't protect them in those cases. Missionaries flying to do more of god's work is a hard sell on why god would have a better plan for them dead. I mentioned that not only is the email offensive to myself, a non-believer, but to other Christians that feel the tone paints their personal god as a sloppy serial killer. The email concluded that office email distribution lists should not be abused to waste all of our time with such senseless drivel.

[curiosityandthecat]

I pointed out that the email is purely speculative and irrational. I cited cases of Christians suffering untimely deaths (missionary plane crash, ect) and asked why their god didn't protect them in those cases. Missionaries flying to do more of god's work is a hard sell on why god would have a better plan for them dead. I mentioned that not only is the email offensive to myself, a non-believer, but to other Christians that feel the tone paints their personal god as a sloppy serial killer. The email concluded that office email distribution lists should not be abused to waste all of our time with such senseless drivel.

Booyah.

[SteveS]

But, but, but .... with all that loosely linked anecdotal evidence, it must be true!!!

Anyway, I wonder how whoever wrote the e-mail can explain this guy:
[youtube:dtfll9qf]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs2ra0pod4M[/youtube:dtfll9qf]

[Whitney]

Bad, I'd just like to congratulate you on having the balls to be that bold.