Dark Worriors

[curiosityandthecat]

I just thought everyone might get a chuckle out of what I found on Bill Ayers' blog. About a month ago, some guy named Rick got it into his head that he was going to save Dr. Ayers from the "dark worriors of Satan." I just... I had to share.

Rick Says:
October 17, 2008 at 3:21 am

Hello, Mr Bill Ayers. Im a born again Christian, that loves the lord. Theres a higher cause for you in life, is to except Jesus Christ, died on the cross for you. I love you and Jesus loves you! Your ways are against true freedom, and God calls you home, too fight for true freedom and too stop the bonage of satan! Please turn form fighting God and fight along side us, and for the cross. And except Jesus in your heart! I dont know what to think about all the political stuff, but this nation once was a Godly nation of many freedoms, until the dark worriors of Satan, damaged it, now we are in a economic fall. If you are a Dark worrior of Satans, and Im not saying you are, if you are, turn form it and be a worrior of Christs, the light. For darkness burns hottest! Well I hope you get this and take Christ into your heart! For the times are near to end and its my job to make sure, you wont got to hell, where Satan and his demons wait for you.

Godslight

I don't even know where to begin.  

[Kyuuketsuki]

except Jesus? Cool!

Personally I think Nathaniel has potential (well at least inasmuch as he has nowhere to go but up)?

Titan ... do you really want to spend eternity a wingnut like that? Come and join us ... you know you want to  

Kyu

[karadan]

Titan ... do you really want to spend eternity a wingnut like that? Come and join us ... you know you want to  

Kyu

Haha!!

[Stoicheion]

oh wow... the grammatical horror was enough to send me giggling. Oh man, Bill must be laughing his head off.

[Jolly Sapper]

the bonage of satan

Bonage?  Is that French?

[Will]

C'est la rabidus.

Ayers was once a bit of a radical, but it's perfectly clear to anyone willing to do a bit of digging that he's a decent and intelligent guy. He's done a lot of very good things for the country. I'd pal around with him.

[Wraitchel]

Hey, I want some of Satan's bonage!  

[Kylyssa]

the bonage of satan

Bonage?  Is that French?

Why shouldn't Satan get to bone or practice bonage if he likes?  The buggers are against anyone having sex it seems.