Happy Birthday, hermes2015 (75)

[hermes2015]

Commiserations old mate, 75 years, it must be awful, I'm 16 years and 2 week behind and it's bad enough. I ordered some new socks, I've got lots of socks but I thought the new ones would be easier to put on, they are, thinner on the winter floors than socks used to be though, back when proper socks were made proper sock makers.
I hate the system, I like to get the bad stuff out of the way, I'll eat the least favourite ice cream flavour first, that is my nature. But some fucking god has arranged life so it gets better for a bit and then it just gets worse and worse.  If I knew which one it was I'd worship good and get close and kill the thing.

Anyway, because I love you and would spare you eternal damnation I'll post a youtube of an attractive fem to put you right.

You should warn him if he turns and desires the fems too much it'll be eternal hell too.

Too much information too fast, we'll explain that later.

It's not working, his aura still has the kink in it.

We'll try this one

It's not working, irredeemable?

Irredeemable.

Thank you for trying, but I am a confirmed batter for the other team!

Yes, it isn't easy, especially if one doesn't feel that old, only to be reminded when one sees a strange, haggard face in the bathroom mirror every morning. The scary thing is how the years have just gone by in the blink of an eye. If I can give any advice to you youngsters: carpe diem.

[billy rubin]

yes

i tell my kids that if they get a chance to go somewhrre ecotic, to do something theyve never done, to experiment, that they should drop what they sre doing and go for it

there is no long term advantage to being safe and responsible

[xSilverPhinx]

Damn, late to the party!

Happy belated birthday, Hermes! I hope you had a great one!

[Tom62]

A happy belated birthday from me as well, Hermes.

[hermes2015]

Wow, thanks again, you kind people.

[Tank]

Happy New Orbit Day!!! 

[Bad Penny II]

yes

i tell my kids that if they get a chance to go somewhrre ecotic,

I don't think our world views are in accord, I do hope you at least encourage your youngs to get all possible inoculations before they go to ecotic somewheres.

[hermes2015]

Happy New Orbit Day!!! 

[Davin]

[hermes2015]

Oh, thank you. I can't wait to put that in my mouth.

[No one]

That's what she said.

[Magdalena]

Last minute party planning.
Enjoy.
Don't forget to blow out your candle.

Spoiler

Where!?
Wait a minute!
I don't see no candle!

[No one]

Double negative leads to proof positive.

[hermes2015]

Double negative leads to proof positive.

Ooh, I hope you're right, but I'll just have to volunteer some of my time to investigate, at no cost to HAF.

[Dark Lightning]

Well, I personally enjoyed the Santana video with the belly dancer! I'll view it a few times over some number of years days.