The editing thread

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Oh dear, someone please take that shotgun out of his hands.

[Bad Penny II]

I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

My accomplice is in position 6th shelf of the bookshelf, I behind the grassy bowl.

I knew you done it, you killed Kurt!

[No one]

You killed Kurt,  you bastard.

Let's calm down and take a step back.

[Arturo]

You killed Kurt,  you bastard.

Yay!

Woah...

[Magdalena]

You killed Kurt,  you bastard.

Look at that...
"You killed Kurt,  you bastard."
I told you didn't I?
This thread is veering close to becoming exceedingly unfriendly.
STRIKE THREE.

Tank, I think this is strike one, not three. 

[Siz]

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

*sniff*
You'll come back to see us sometime, right?!

[No one]

I am selling my vintage nose goblin collection.  I'll give a club discount to anyone interested.  I also have extremely modern ones,  fresh picked, if you will.

[Siz]

I am selling my vintage nose goblin collection.  I'll give a club discount to anyone interested.  I also have extremely modern ones,  fresh picked, if you will.

Haha, everyone knows that post is just a cynical edit. It's well known I'd never sell it; available only, benevolently, to those restaurateurs whose customers would appreciate it...

[Buddy]

I am selling my vintage nose goblin collection.  I'll give a club discount to anyone interested.  I also have extremely modern ones,  fresh picked, if you will.

Haha, everyone knows that post is just a cynical edit. It's well known I'd never sell it; they keep me company on those long, cold, lonely nights when the wife and kids are gone.

You do you

[Bad Penny II]

You should of been me keeping me company.

Beetroot is good for you, purple/red foods are good for you, plums, gather them up

[Arturo]

You should of been me keeping me company.

I'm a pretentious vegan and you should be punished for eating food I don't like.

Whoa, calm down. What I do is my business.

[Dave]

You should of been me keeping me company.

Beetroot is good for you, purple/red foods are good for you, plums, gather them up

Beetroot I love.

Plums go through me faster than a hadron goes round the LHC!

[Bad Penny II]

Old Git, I love him, I've only recently become aware of him but I'm sure I've always been meant for him.
I only joined the forum to get close to him.

Stand in line.