LoveJesus

[LoveJesus]

Hey. I'm a right-wing Christian Doctor from the United States. I believe that all those who make the sinful decision to call themselves "Atheists" or "Non-Christians" will burn in hell with the rest of the bitter evils of this planet and what lies beyond its limits.

Signed,
LoveJesus

[MariaEvri]

well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers

[joeactor]

... and your reason for posting here is?

Curious,
JoeActor

[spiritlover]

well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers

So you will enjoy killing other evil atheists!

Good!

[Will]

Burning in hell.

I once knew a woman who's last name was Hell. It wasn't a reflection of her character, but rather a really interesting mistranslation from when her ancestor came over from what I believe was Eastern Europe. If her husband were to consummate their relationship without lubrication, he would be burning in hell.

[slipknot0129]

nobody will burn in hell if they dont want to. a christian is more likely to burn in hell then a atheist.

[Asmodean]

well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers

So you will enjoy killing other evil atheists!

Good!

If there was Hell, I'd get a job as spit turner there. And when your vengeful a-hole of a god threw you in there, I'd be the one turning you on a spit. And maybe then you'd wish you sinned more so that you too could get a job with food in stead of being food. :-D

[MariaEvri]

well you know what they say
"puppet in heaven or master in hell"
i choose the second
cheers

So you will enjoy killing other evil atheists!

Good!

If there was Hell, I'd get a job as spit turner there. And when your vengeful a-hole of a god threw you in there, I'd be the one turning you on a spit. And maybe then you'd wish you sinned more so that you too could get a job with food in stead of being food. :-D

you turn the spit and I'll check the meat and se ef its nice and roasted. deal?

[Asmodean]

you turn the spit and I'll check the meat and se ef its nice and roasted. deal?

Sure thung!  :banna:

[Lexxvs]

Is it common to have so much trolls and spammers on Sunday?
A little weekend fun, seems to be.

[McQ]

Is it common to have so much trolls and spammers on Sunday?
A little weekend fun, seems to be.

Apparently, today is troll day. As a reminder to all members, please keep in mind that posts such as the above are merely trolling. I suggest not feeding the trolls by dignifying them with a response, as they are obviously not serious about having discussions.

[tacoma_kyle]

Burning in hell.

I once knew a woman who's last name was Hell. It wasn't a reflection of her character, but rather a really interesting mistranslation from when her ancestor came over from what I believe was Eastern Europe. If her husband were to consummate their relationship without lubrication, he would be burning in hell.

Damn it Will, that was hilarious. Nice!

[Evolved]

Hey. I'm a right-wing Christian Doctor from the United States. I believe that all those who make the sinful decision to call themselves "Atheists" or "Non-Christians" will burn in hell with the rest of the bitter evils of this planet and what lies beyond its limits.

Signed,
LoveJesus

Hey LoveJebus, nice to see such ignorance and judgement here.  I am curious about your title of Christian Doctor...what exactly are you a doctor of?  Stupidity?  The term Christian Doctor is an oxymoron just like Christian Scientist.

[Will]

Hey LoveJebus, nice to see such ignorance and judgement here.  I am curious about your title of Christian Doctor...what exactly are you a doctor of?  Stupidity?  The term Christian Doctor is an oxymoron just like Christian Scientist.

I have my Doctorate in unicorns and hydras, or my DUH.

[OldGit]

L'enfer, c'est les autres. Jean-Paul Sartre
Hell is other people.  I can think of one or two right now...