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The sheep that didn't read the rule book.

Started by Tank, January 14, 2016, 09:02:39 PM

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Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Essie Mae

Perhaps it's a mutation that's going to branch off into sheep with attitude.
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Recusant

Looks like a Cheviot to me. They generally have a bit more on the ball than your average mutton-head.
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OldGit

They will learn to do that if the pit under the grid is not deep enough and they can get a footing on the bottom.

A friend of mine had an old ewe which had learned that she could jump across the whole grid.  Once they have the trick, you can't stop them.

Claireliontamer


Recusant

From the story above (good find, Claireliontamer!):

QuoteA National Sheep Association spokeswoman said: "Sheep are quite intelligent creatures and have more brainpower than people are willing to give them credit for."

This is the British definition of "quite" ≈ "somewhat," as opposed to the American "quite" ≈ "rather."

Having grown up in a family that raised sheep, I can testify that they display a significant variation in intelligence (largely breed dependent, as alluded to above). In my opinion, while the average sheep isn't even somewhat intelligent, there are some who on a good day might achieve the level of a rather dull goat.
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken


Claireliontamer

You see, I grew up with sheep and can testify ours were stupid.  They are amusing characters though! 

Insoluble

That's a cattle grid, how's that supposed to keep sheep in?
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Asmodean

Quote from: Recusant on January 15, 2016, 11:07:24 AM
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QuoteA National Sheep Association
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This is the part I reacted to. How could this spokessheep actually communicate with them higher primates? Or are we talking sheep-owner, sheep-lover or-the-like kind of association? Because the way I understand the name, it's by sheep for sheep.
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No one

Some sheep are just baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad to the bone.

Biggus Dickus

So it's really not a wise sheep were seeing here, but simply a lazy sheep herder who hasn't dug out the pit deep enough?
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