Stuff, and other stuff, old stuff, new stuff,...

[Biggus Dickus]

Just a place to post stuff, not important stuff, just stuff...and give us a chance to get caught up with all the stuff that's been going on since all this stuff happened here at HAF.
I mean after the Asmo broke the forum...(That's what I heard, not sure if it's correct, surely it's just a horrible, bad rumor started by Mags)

So the pope was here in America recently, very exciting, lots of coverage, but some strange stuff as well. Like the weird pictures of him petting sick children on the head, as if that would do anything to help heal or alleviate the child from their suffering (The press made a huge deal out of it, like, "Oh isn't he nice, stopped his limo, got out and petted a sick child")

There was an actual sitting U.S. Congressmen (Bob Brady, Dem. from Pennsylvania) who stole the His Holiness's drinking glass, which still had water in it and drank from it (He then shared the backwash with some aides and family members, thinks it's holy water) and actually was bragging about it.

I would have followed the Pope into the bathroom and stole the toilet seat after he pooped (Popes Poop don't they?)
You could take the toilet seat home and install it in your own bathroom, and have holy craps.

The Pope got to meet Kim Davis (Luck guy, I mean she's so fucking inspiring, and admirable).
SNL included her their opening monologue last week, which was to me very, very funny. Check it out if you didn't see it.



Anyway here's a picture of the pope after his visit to the good ole US of A.


Lets see what else has been going on,... oh yes we had another mass school shooting here in the US. (Yeah we're #1!)

Anyways here's the NRA's plan to protect schools.


That's about it I don't have anymore stuff at the moment, oh here's the original AC/DC.

[Eric V Arachnid]

We already have what's on your mind.
This thread should be brutally denied.

[Eric V Arachnid]

We've got a new Prime Minister who doesn't seem brain damaged.

[Eric V Arachnid]

I look, I see people everywhere overpaying.
There should be measures in-placed by law.
Bob's Bargain Centre, it's where you belong

[Magdalena]

I mean after the Asmo broke the forum...(That's what I heard, not sure if it's correct, surely it's just a horrible, bad rumor started by Mags)

Sir Bruno de la Pole! 
I said OldGit did it, not Asmo. 

(Popes Poop don't they?)

Yes, that's where the expression, "Holy Shit!" comes from.

"Holy Pope Poop!" Jehovah's Witnesses just knocked on my door! Asmo does work in mysterious ways--doesn't He? If He wouldn't have fixed everything Eric V Arachnid did to the forum, I would've talked to them because it would've given me a chance to act like Music_Loving_Atheist. But because the forum is working now, I decided to politely sent them away and I came here to argue with you instead. 

[Magdalena]

It worked! We can edit!

[Magdalena]

Yep, we can't edit, yet.  It comes back as a quote.

[Tank]

Yep, we can't edit, yet.  It comes back as a quote.

Have another go.

[joeactor]

Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?

[Biggus Dickus]

Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?

No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)

[Firebird]

Speaking of our national homophobe, have any of you followed the (fake) woahs of the poor woman sitting next to her at work?

https://mobile.twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

[joeactor]

Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?

No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)

Thanks - I sit corrected ;-)

[Tank]

Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?

No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)

If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack. Then use a big magnet.

[Biggus Dickus]

Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?

No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)

If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack. Then use a big magnet.

What!? Waste all of that good hay, possibly burned down the barn in the process?

Give me your address I'll mail you a package of needles. 

[Davin]

A razor for shaving that is made of lasers, almost as cool as a hover board.