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All Things Dog
« on: March 24, 2018, 02:54:28 PM »
As the Merovingian in the Matrix said, "You see, there is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action, reaction. Cause, effect."



An All Things Cat thread has been generated from the chaos, and now a Dog thread must too. It is the law of the Universe, and such a law must be obeyed.

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Ever hear of the story of HachikĊ? The loyal Akita who would wait for his deceased owner at a train station in Japan for 9 years until his death?  :cryandrun:


Tell me that doesn't pull on your heartstrings?

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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2018, 03:06:15 PM »
Yes, I have heard of the dog. It is a very touching bit of history.

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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2018, 03:12:19 PM »
I watched a Japanese movie on the story a long time ago, I forgot the name and can't find it on YouTube, though.:(  By the time it ended I was a babbling mess who couldn't stop crying. Who knew a human could produce that much fluid from their eye glands?   :waah:

Dogs make great family members. They bring love, joy, a couple of loud smelly farts here and there, and happiness.
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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2018, 03:45:07 PM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2018, 04:31:27 PM »
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Tell me that doesn't pull on your heartstrings?

Yes, it does, Silver.

Then my head strings think, "What a bloody stupid dog!"

Have you head of "Blackfriars Bobbie"
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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2018, 05:16:28 PM »
I wonder whether a cat would do the same.

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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2018, 05:31:15 PM »
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Tell me that doesn't pull on your heartstrings?

Yes, it does, Silver.

Then my head strings think, "What a bloody stupid dog!"

Have you head of "Blackfriars Bobbie"

No, I hadn't heard of that one before. :(
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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2018, 05:44:54 PM »
I wonder whether a cat would do the same.

Naw, cats are pragmatic! You must know the old joke about the man laying, out cold, at the bottom of the stairs.

His dog is thinking, "Master, master, get up, tell me what to do. Oh, what do I do, do you want your slippers? A paper? Tell me, tell me . . ."

The cat is thinking, "You gonna get up and feed me or do I start eating your face?"
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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2018, 05:48:30 PM »
I wonder whether a cat would do the same.

Naw, cats are pragmatic! You must know the old joke about the man laying, out cold, at the bottom of the stairs.

His dog is thinking, "Master, master, get up, tell me what to do. Oh, what do I do, do you want your slippers? A paper? Tell me, tell me . . ."

The cat is thinking, "You gonna get up and feed me or do I start eating your face?"

That's probably why I like cats.

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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2018, 05:53:10 PM »
I wonder whether a cat would do the same.

Naw, cats are pragmatic! You must know the old joke about the man laying, out cold, at the bottom of the stairs.

His dog is thinking, "Master, master, get up, tell me what to do. Oh, what do I do, do you want your slippers? A paper? Tell me, tell me . . ."

The cat is thinking, "You gonna get up and feed me or do I start eating your face?"

That's probably why I like cats.
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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2018, 06:37:43 PM »
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Re: All Things Dog
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2018, 07:22:53 PM »
I dedicate this thread to dogs like George!

I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".

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