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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM

Title: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 01:49:45 AM
I'm gonna party like it's 1999...um...wait...that wasn't the end of the world either...carry on.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 21, 2011, 02:27:09 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 01:49:45 AM
I'm gonna party like it's 1999...um...wait...that wasn't the end of the world either...carry on.

100 million people died in 1999, it is most insensitive to mention this time of darkness.

QuoteDuring the 6th millennium BC, agriculture spread from the Balkans to Italy and Eastern Europe, and also from Mesopotamia to Egypt. World population was essentially stable at approximately 5 million, though some speculate up to 7 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_millennium_BC

Twenty times the population of the world dies every year, that's weirdly apocalyptic.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Asmodean on May 21, 2011, 07:37:58 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????

Well, I happen to have ordered an end of days as a birthday present... So far, it has not arrived. Disappointing. But then they do say Yahweh Transports can sometimes be a little... Slow.  ::)
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: The Black Jester on May 21, 2011, 01:05:16 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 21, 2011, 07:37:58 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????

Well, I happen to have ordered an end of days as a birthday present... So far, it has not arrived. Disappointing. But then they do say Yahweh Transports can sometimes be a little... Slow.  ::)

Depends on the delivery angel.  Azrael tends to show up as promised, but no one generally likes what he's bringing.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Asmodean on May 21, 2011, 01:06:20 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on May 21, 2011, 01:05:16 PMDepends on the delivery angel.  Azrael tends to show up as promised, but no one generally likes what he's bringing.
Well, they are bloody well LATE.  >:(
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: MariaEvri on May 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM
its 3:07 afternoon here saturday
I guess the end of the world is very .. ordinary saturday-ish looking
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 21, 2011, 01:15:50 PM
It's 9:15 here...plenty of time still for the world to end...
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: The Black Jester on May 21, 2011, 01:18:06 PM
Quote from: MariaEvri on May 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM
its 3:07 afternoon here saturday
I guess the end of the world is very .. ordinary saturday-ish looking

At this point my fundamentalist background is feeling obliged to point out that this is only supposed to be the day of the Rapture, not the actual End of Days.  No, if I remember my Evangelical Biblical prophecy correctly, we are in for some seriously sucky times before Judgement Day itself.  It's just that "The Faithful" get to miss that whole thing.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 21, 2011, 01:34:06 PM
Is anyone doing the distribute clothing on streets to make it look like someone's been raptureised?
I suppose that would be cruel to the fundies wondering why they're still here.
But fun anyway.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: McQ on May 21, 2011, 03:50:37 PM
So....


Can we get a head count to see if we're all here? 

:D

Anyone check to see if that goober who started all of this is still here? I'd love to hear his reason for not having been taken up for the Rapture.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: OldGit on May 21, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Two hours to go.  The wife swore she felt the earth move, but I'm hoping that was down to me. Different sort of rapture.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: thedport on May 21, 2011, 06:11:04 PM
Well so far so good, Just waiting until 6pm in our time zone because, apparently the rapture is supposed to happen at 6pm according to your time zone. It's 12:00pm here now, so six more hours until I do a little jig.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Cecilie on May 21, 2011, 06:18:28 PM
It's already past 7 here.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM

I'm still h
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: thedport on May 21, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM

I'm still h


Well shit, we lost one of the cool ones.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: fester30 on May 21, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM

I'm still h

Wait a minute you can't fool me!  You couldn't have hit the "post" button if you were raptured!  You almost had me there for a minute sneaky pete.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 22, 2011, 02:25:56 AM
Quote from: fester30 on May 21, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM

I'm still h

Wait a minute you can't fool me!  You couldn't have hit the "post" button if you were raptured!  You almost had me there for a minute sneaky pete.

He's probably got, had one of these.

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Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Whitney on May 22, 2011, 03:05:04 AM
I'm actually posting from heaven right now...apparently the once saved always saved people were right.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Recusant on May 22, 2011, 03:10:34 AM
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Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: AnimatedDirt on May 22, 2011, 03:27:54 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 22, 2011, 03:05:04 AM
I'm actually posting from heaven right now...apparently the once saved always saved people were right.

Where are you at?  I'm over by the World History Video Theatre...
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Whitney on May 22, 2011, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 22, 2011, 03:27:54 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 22, 2011, 03:05:04 AM
I'm actually posting from heaven right now...apparently the once saved always saved people were right.

Where are you at?  I'm over by the World History Video Theatre...

Hmm...I think you might be in purgatory...
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: original_gender on May 23, 2011, 02:32:48 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 22, 2011, 02:25:56 AM
Quote from: fester30 on May 21, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM

I'm still h

Wait a minute you can't fool me!  You couldn't have hit the "post" button if you were raptured!  You almost had me there for a minute sneaky pete.

He's probably got, had one of these.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rotten.com%2Flibrary%2Fculture%2Fnovelties%2Fdippy-drinking-birds%2Fbird_amin.gif&hash=0a4e1126555352a543a6b451b061339c97f54d1f)

I laughed so hard at this. I'm still laughing.
Title: Re: Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture
Post by: Tank on May 23, 2011, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM

I'm still h

LOL