I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????
I'm gonna party like it's 1999...um...wait...that wasn't the end of the world either...carry on.
Quote from: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 01:49:45 AM
I'm gonna party like it's 1999...um...wait...that wasn't the end of the world either...carry on.
100 million people died in 1999, it is most insensitive to mention this time of darkness.
QuoteDuring the 6th millennium BC, agriculture spread from the Balkans to Italy and Eastern Europe, and also from Mesopotamia to Egypt. World population was essentially stable at approximately 5 million, though some speculate up to 7 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_millennium_BC
Twenty times the population of the world dies every year, that's weirdly apocalyptic.
Quote from: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????
Well, I happen to have ordered an end of days as a birthday present... So far, it has not arrived. Disappointing. But then they do say Yahweh Transports can sometimes be a little... Slow. ::)
Quote from: Asmodean on May 21, 2011, 07:37:58 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????
Well, I happen to have ordered an end of days as a birthday present... So far, it has not arrived. Disappointing. But then they do say Yahweh Transports can sometimes be a little... Slow. ::)
Depends on the delivery angel. Azrael tends to show up as promised, but no one generally likes what he's bringing.
Quote from: The Black Jester on May 21, 2011, 01:05:16 PMDepends on the delivery angel. Azrael tends to show up as promised, but no one generally likes what he's bringing.
Well, they are bloody well LATE. >:(
its 3:07 afternoon here saturday
I guess the end of the world is very .. ordinary saturday-ish looking
It's 9:15 here...plenty of time still for the world to end...
Quote from: MariaEvri on May 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM
its 3:07 afternoon here saturday
I guess the end of the world is very .. ordinary saturday-ish looking
At this point my fundamentalist background is feeling obliged to point out that this is only supposed to be the day of the Rapture, not the actual End of Days. No, if I remember my Evangelical Biblical prophecy correctly, we are in for some seriously sucky times before Judgement Day itself. It's just that "The Faithful" get to miss that whole thing.
Is anyone doing the distribute clothing on streets to make it look like someone's been raptureised?
I suppose that would be cruel to the fundies wondering why they're still here.
But fun anyway.
So....
Can we get a head count to see if we're all here?
:D
Anyone check to see if that goober who started all of this is still here? I'd love to hear his reason for not having been taken up for the Rapture.
Two hours to go. The wife swore she felt the earth move, but I'm hoping that was down to me. Different sort of rapture.
Well so far so good, Just waiting until 6pm in our time zone because, apparently the rapture is supposed to happen at 6pm according to your time zone. It's 12:00pm here now, so six more hours until I do a little jig.
It's already past 7 here.
I'm still h
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
I'm still h
Wait a minute you can't fool me! You couldn't have hit the "post" button if you were raptured! You almost had me there for a minute sneaky pete.
Quote from: fester30 on May 21, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
I'm still h
Wait a minute you can't fool me! You couldn't have hit the "post" button if you were raptured! You almost had me there for a minute sneaky pete.
He's probably
got, had one of these.
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I'm actually posting from heaven right now...apparently the once saved always saved people were right.
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Quote from: Whitney on May 22, 2011, 03:05:04 AM
I'm actually posting from heaven right now...apparently the once saved always saved people were right.
Where are you at? I'm over by the World History Video Theatre...
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 22, 2011, 03:27:54 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 22, 2011, 03:05:04 AM
I'm actually posting from heaven right now...apparently the once saved always saved people were right.
Where are you at? I'm over by the World History Video Theatre...
Hmm...I think you might be in purgatory...
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 22, 2011, 02:25:56 AM
Quote from: fester30 on May 21, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 21, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
I'm still h
Wait a minute you can't fool me! You couldn't have hit the "post" button if you were raptured! You almost had me there for a minute sneaky pete.
He's probably got, had one of these.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rotten.com%2Flibrary%2Fculture%2Fnovelties%2Fdippy-drinking-birds%2Fbird_amin.gif&hash=0a4e1126555352a543a6b451b061339c97f54d1f)
I laughed so hard at this. I'm still laughing.