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Title: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 01, 2011, 02:11:17 AM
I was woken this morning to talk about five baby rabbits that have appeared in the rabbit cage.  This is truly miraculous because the people we got our two rabbits from said they were both female, so they must be.  Five immaculately conceived rabbits, what a blessing.  I don't want to hear any questioning of the gender of the rabbit who isn't thinner today than yesterday.  And any questions about whether the cage is constructed in such a manner that it might allow the insertion of a wild rabbit penis, well that's just cynical rationalist talk.  

I haven't worked out the pricing for these miracle rabbits yet, but when I do you guys will get a discount and first choice.  
Though if my sale doesn't work out I might need to start a rabbit recipe thread.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 01, 2011, 08:27:51 AM
PICTURES!!!
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 01, 2011, 09:05:41 AM
...Or it didnae happen *popcorn emoticon*
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 01, 2011, 09:42:40 AM
It's a bit difficult getting a photo, they're hiding in straw and the Virgin Millie isn't keen on people poking about.
I'll try in a few days.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: MariaEvri on May 02, 2011, 07:10:58 PM
I went to the pet shop two days ago and came back with 4 birds
MIRACLE
no seriously
PICS!
Even crappy blurry ones!
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Am I the only person who finds it weird that Pudding used words such as "miracle" and "blessing"? WTF?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Ihateyoumike on May 02, 2011, 07:40:38 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Am I the only person who finds it weird that Pudding used words such as "miracle" and "blessing"? WTF?

Yes, but he also laid the sarcasm on so thick it's dripping out my monitor.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:58:16 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on May 02, 2011, 07:40:38 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Am I the only person who finds it weird that Pudding used words such as "miracle" and "blessing"? WTF?

Yes, but he also laid the sarcasm on so thick it's dripping out my monitor.
Very true. Pudding in my opinion is a borderline troll.

...

Love you.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 03, 2011, 06:23:16 AM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:58:16 PMVery true. Pudding in my opinion is a borderline troll.
...And yet he has STYLE, which is not exactly... Trollish.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 03, 2011, 11:48:06 AM
So I'm a stylish troll who lurks on the borderline?
But I'm loved, s'pose I can live with that even if it is sarcasm.

This is the virgin Millie, still haven't got baby pics.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsiRtc.jpg&hash=bd72ac2c31d67ddbcdd5448d93fe9e97a40d3923)

That picture reminds me of someone.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 03, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
^^^ It's Asmo in disguise!
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Cecilie on May 03, 2011, 02:37:29 PM
Is it supposed to be that fat?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: KDbeads on May 03, 2011, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 03, 2011, 02:37:29 PM
Is it supposed to be that fat?

It's not fat, it's poofy ;D  Looks like a healthy bunny to me.....
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: PapistItalian16 on May 03, 2011, 08:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 03, 2011, 11:48:06 AM


This is the virgin Millie, still haven't got baby pics.



You named her "vergin" Millie? hahahaha That's rich!  :D So rich that I'm actually not offended. Not that it was meant to be offending, its just, I mean, well... The sarcasm...

Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 04, 2011, 12:08:58 AM
Can Millie perform another miracle such as laying chocolate eggs? Or give birth to an ostrich?

Or are some miracles more miraculous than others?  
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 04, 2011, 07:05:22 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 03, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
^^^ It's Asmo in disguise!
Ingenious, aint it? :D Imagine, HORDES of Asmodeans, disguised as sweet poofy wabbits, infiltrating the homes and dinner tables of millions and then BOOM! World domination  ;D
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 04, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 04, 2011, 12:08:58 AM
Can Millie perform another miracle such as laying chocolate eggs? Or give birth to an ostrich?

Or are some miracles more miraculous than others?  

Didn't you hear about Bin Laden?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 04, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 04, 2011, 12:08:58 AM
Can Millie perform another miracle such as laying chocolate eggs? Or give birth to an ostrich?

Or are some miracles more miraculous than others? 

Didn't you hear about Bin Laden?

Are you suggesting that was Millie's doing? Because Bin Laden's been taken according to a Peruvian by the late pope John 2 who is on a miracle spree down there ...um...up there in heaven. 
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: PapistItalian16 on May 05, 2011, 01:59:30 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
Are you suggesting that was Millie's doing? Because Bin Laden's been taken according to a Peruvian by the late pope John 2 who is on a miracle spree down there ...um...up there in heaven. 

Actually, his name is Blessed Pope John Paul II. And death is not a miracle.  :P  :P  :P jk. hahahaha

Sorry, really couldnt resist saying that. Let me guess, another -1 Kudo? I think I'm starting to understand how this works... hahaha
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 08:52:45 AM
Quote from: PapistItalian16 on May 05, 2011, 01:59:30 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
Are you suggesting that was Millie's doing? Because Bin Laden's been taken according to a Peruvian by the late pope John 2 who is on a miracle spree down there ...um...up there in heaven. 

Actually, his name is Blessed Pope John Paul II. And death is not a miracle.  :P  :P  :P jk. hahahaha

Sorry, really couldnt resist saying that. Let me guess, another -1 Kudo? I think I'm starting to understand how this works... hahaha

Sorry, but I will not call him blessed, since I do not recognise him or any other pope as such. Nothing personal.

Seems the kudos rating system has been disabled...though I rarely give anybody a negative, even if I disagree with them.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 05, 2011, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
Are you suggesting that was Millie's doing? Because Bin Laden's been taken according to a Peruvian by the late pope John 2 who is on a miracle spree down there ...um...up there in heaven. 

Well it would make more sense if it was one of the immaculately conceived rabbits who did it.
JP dropped by in his now invisible Pope mobile and took Osama to heaven, well maybe I've heard stranger things said, but not by someone other than me.

Who is this Peruvian anyway?
I'll get his picture and hang it up outside the rabbit cage and see how long he lasts.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: PapistItalian16 on May 05, 2011, 11:52:29 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 08:52:45 AM

Actually, his name is Blessed Pope John Paul II. And death is not a miracle.  :P  :P  :P jk. hahahaha

Sorry, really couldnt resist saying that. Let me guess, another -1 Kudo? I think I'm starting to understand how this works... hahaha

Sorry, but I will not call him blessed, since I do not recognise him or any other pope as such. Nothing personal.

Seems the kudos rating system has been disabled...though I rarely give anybody a negative, even if I disagree with them.
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I didnt mean to be too pushy. I was actually trying to be slightly sarcastic. That seemed to be what the thread was about...being sarcastic. My bad...
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2011, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 05, 2011, 10:23:18 AM
Who is this Peruvian anyway?
I'll get his picture and hang it up outside the rabbit cage and see how long he lasts.

His name is Alan Garcia, if that doesn't sound familiar, I suggest you  google it  :-X

Quote from: PapistItalian16 on May 05, 2011, 11:52:29 AM
I didnt mean to be too pushy. I was actually trying to be slightly sarcastic. That seemed to be what the thread was about...being sarcastic. My bad...

Oh...okay. My sarcasm-meter didn't go off on that one.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 13, 2011, 10:02:39 AM
Black animals don't seem very photogenic.
There's a white one but it's hiding today.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F4pEVU.jpg&hash=be9cd2fdcbb184c3a96e74322c6cc6428c30543b)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F4q5af.jpg&hash=2bec4e1fb56ff68a49a3201f6bc7803c31f10150)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAPkyC.jpg&hash=b9af49723f99739ca7bbe56174434ec0664fbbfd)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FS6l2f.jpg&hash=8f5d40d932e709db79aed986aa165cdbb3451fc4)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FySq2r.jpg&hash=af8fa29dc7b919c3ce0e20ce5c1bce42f010ded9)

No that isn't a rabbit, it's an Eastern Grey and hitch-hiker.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 10:18:39 AM
Maybe black animals can be photogenic, but it takes good light.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FuBuvx.jpg&hash=88d3ab24f37755f5a1e265afe30e3205202bba15)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 10:25:10 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F62eD2.jpg&hash=db8269accdc59849e4ead1e6cf8abbbd44dc5f29)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 10:31:39 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 10:25:10 AM
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Oh, look at those faces!  :D

I want a wabbit :-(
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 14, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
But you are NOT allowed to eat it!  >:(
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 02:34:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 14, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
But you are NOT allowed to eat it!  >:(
...And therein lies the ":-(" at the end  ;D
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 14, 2011, 02:49:01 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 02:34:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 14, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
But you are NOT allowed to eat it!  >:(
...And therein lies the ":-(" at the end  ;D
You could always just lick it and put it back :D
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 03:00:27 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 14, 2011, 02:49:01 PM
You could always just lick it and put it back :D

Restraint is a virtue, they say... And Asmodean, he's a walking vice.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
There is one squashed non breathing rabbit available, if the dog hasn't eaten it.
I'm sure there is a thread about creating jerkey somewhere here, probably just involves meat and lots of salt & sugar anyway.
Let me know if you want it, should be just right by the time it gets to you.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
There is one squashed non breathing rabbit available, if the dog hasn't eaten it.

Ooh! Ooh! What state of decomposition?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 04:54:55 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
There is one squashed non breathing rabbit available, if the dog hasn't eaten it.

Ooh! Ooh! What state of decomposition?

Sorry I'm not familiar with the Norwegian table of decomposition, but I'd say it fits within the range of cook well unless serving to someone you don't like.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 14, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
No what you do is wait until there's only bones left and bleach them and fashion holy armor from them for the holliest of the rabbit children so they can go forth and be fruitfull and multiply to spread their amazing DNA.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
No what you do is wait until there's only bones left and bleach them and fashion holy armor from them for the holliest of the rabbit children so they can go forth and be fruitfull and multiply to spread their amazing DNA.

Ah no this is not acceptable.
I have no problem with them going forth and slaying enemies of the Leporidae, cats, foxes and dogs.
But there has been more more than enough spreading of their DNA down here, this will have to be a celibate warrior cult.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 14, 2011, 07:18:59 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
No what you do is wait until there's only bones left and bleach them and fashion holy armor from them for the holliest of the rabbit children so they can go forth and be fruitfull and multiply to spread their amazing DNA.

Ah no this is not acceptable.
I have no problem with them going forth and slaying enemies of the Leporidae, cats, foxes and dogs.
But there has been more more than enough spreading of their DNA down here, this will have to be a celibate warrior cult.

So a unique order of holy enuch rabbits, very interesting. How would Elmur Fud feel about this I wonder?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 07:18:59 PM
So a unique order of holy enuch rabbits, very interesting. How would Elmur Fud feel about this I wonder?

Elmer can help out.
If we don't count rabbits, there are many other many other critters needing removal, dogs, foxes, cats, goats, camels, toads, deer, carp, horses and I always forget some and never include myself.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 14, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 07:18:59 PM
So a unique order of holy enuch rabbits, very interesting. How would Elmur Fud feel about this I wonder?

Elmer can help out.
If we don't count rabbits, there are many other many other critters needing removal, dogs, foxes, cats, goats, camels, toads, deer, carp, horses and I always forget some and never include myself.

Possums, and shrews they need to go. Scary little creatures. LOL
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:52:07 AM
No killing possums thanks, though Stevil might not mind over on his island.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Stevil on May 15, 2011, 06:21:47 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:52:07 AM
No killing possums thanks, though Stevil might not mind over on his island.
Bloody opposums, anyone want a nice fur coat?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: Stevil on May 15, 2011, 06:21:47 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:52:07 AM
No killing possums thanks, though Stevil might not mind over on his island.
Bloody opposums, anyone want a nice fur coat?

Opposums are these weird looking things aren't they?

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fee%2FOpossum2.jpg%2F220px-Opossum2.jpg&hash=bb6ad286afbe482e421cde937babd746cab47d56)


Now this is your proper possum.
Look at it's nose, it couldn't possibly do wrong.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.unisa.edu.au%2Fnbe%2Fugprogs%2Fimages%2FBluebell%2520Potrait.jpg&hash=944b134f0e285ddbbefbb6327b7b4497f2e98cd8)

QuoteOpossums (Didelphimorphia, /daɪˌdɛlfɪˈmɔrfi.ə/) are the largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere. They are also commonly called possums, though that term is also applied to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia Opossum was the first animal to be named an opossum; usage of the name was published in 1610.[1] The word opossum comes from the Algonquian aposoum, meaning "white beast".[2] Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.

Their unspecialized biology, flexible diet and reproductive strategy make them successful colonizers and survivors in diverse locations and conditions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossum
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Stevil on May 15, 2011, 08:48:22 AM
Take a look at these lovelys.

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Possum Fur Ear Muff with matching Scarf

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Possum turtlenecks

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Slippers for the refined woman.

Lovely, lovely

Just in case anyone is interested in purchasing for yourself or that special someone
http://www.nznature.co.nz/category/possum-possum-wool (http://www.nznature.co.nz/category/possum-possum-wool)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 09:16:48 AM
Many wars have started with less provocation than this.

Retaliation is required, Kakapo hood ornaments might do.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.elliottfox.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fkakapo-1.jpg&hash=76e65bafbde1e95d808504f9fbd2e855aa3e0121)

Though they are by far the most unaerodynamic birds I've ever seen, might have to settle for Kakapo feather pillows.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Stevil on May 15, 2011, 10:09:08 AM
For a healthy alternative

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcalorielab.com%2Fnews%2Fwp-images%2Fpost-images%2Fkangaroo-meat.jpg&hash=c1f1be4784b3618eb883345487ef9148458e6270)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
I suppose if you're going to eat meat kangaroo is as good as any, we're not running short of them.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Stevil on May 15, 2011, 11:06:57 AM
They are actually quite tasty, kinda like beef.
I had one when I was in Melbourne last. Very cheap and supposed to be healthier than beef. 
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 11:18:39 AM
You should all try sheep's head.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 15, 2011, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 11:18:39 AM
You should all try sheep's head.
Tastes just like it smells. I, for one, would not recommend it...
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2011, 01:18:18 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 15, 2011, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 11:18:39 AM
You should all try sheep's head.
Tastes just like it smells. I, for one, would not recommend it...
Having never sniffed a sheep I'll take your word for it :D
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2011, 01:32:03 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.
No in your case we'll use a spoon and a microwave  :P
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 01:37:27 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 15, 2011, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 11:18:39 AM
You should all try sheep's head.
Tastes just like it smells. I, for one, would not recommend it...
What about pig's liver? Blood pudding?

To be honest I have never seen a sheep's head in real life (unless you count it still being attached to the sheep, then I've seen plenty). I think I ate horse once. I know I've eaten whale.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2011, 01:41:06 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 01:37:27 PM
I know I've eaten whale.

What was that like?

The most exotic meat I've eaten was crocodile and that was very tasty. Unique flavour and very fine texture. I really liked it. Given that crocodiles are cold blooded they produce protein more efficiently than warm blooded creatures but the fact that they are carnivores reduces that efficiency unfortunately. 
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 01:50:47 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 01:41:06 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 01:37:27 PM
I know I've eaten whale.

What was that like?

Chewy.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:51:14 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 01:32:03 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.
No in your case we'll use a spoon and a microwave  :P

That doesn't sound very nice, but I suppose a pudding has to welcome such ill treatment.

QuoteThey had a delightful meal, eating as much as possible, for
whenever they stopped eating the Puddin' sang out

"Eat away, chew away, munch and bolt and guzzle,
Never leave the table till you're full up to the muzzle."
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2011, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:51:14 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 01:32:03 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.
No in your case we'll use a spoon and a microwave  :P

That doesn't sound very nice, but I suppose a pudding has to welcome such ill treatment.

QuoteThey had a delightful meal, eating as much as possible, for
whenever they stopped eating the Puddin' sang out

"Eat away, chew away, munch and bolt and guzzle,
Never leave the table till you're full up to the muzzle."
Being a Pudding does invite being treated like a pudding. Would you prefer double cream or custard when you're on your death plate?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 02:29:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 02:06:18 PM
Being a Pudding does invite being treated like a pudding. Would you prefer double cream or custard when you're on your death plate?

I don't see a smiley representing steepled fingers, but consider my fingers profoundly steepled.

It is important in life to be able to make the right decision at the right time.
It is of equal importance to know when no decision is necessary.

This is where I do a subtle nod.

And if the wisdom of this still eludes you it means take custard and cream whenever it is offered.

Oh and there is no "death plate," the pudding lets you eat your fill and then mocks you for your lack of appetite.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 15, 2011, 06:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 15, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.

"When I drink beer it's Labatt Blue, But what do I know I'm an atheist, I suck the heads off sheep."

Kinda reformed a line from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, hilariuos movie if you haven't seen it.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: answerquestionable on May 16, 2011, 02:21:55 AM
It's an Easter bunny
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 17, 2011, 07:29:34 AM
More wabbits.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLeUwB.jpg&hash=7b17c67fef264f87e3ad4a8a6ff3c4b0954acd32)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FPmlCm.jpg&hash=69651da950ff052eb4e2da121332b895e7437e9a)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 17, 2011, 11:31:10 AM
Now these really are seriously cute!
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 17, 2011, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 17, 2011, 11:31:10 AM
Now these really are seriously cute!

The white one. To complement Asmodean's darkness. *nod*
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: PapistItalian16 on May 17, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
"Rabbit Season!"


hahaha
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 17, 2011, 03:27:50 PM
What do they call a young wabbit?

Dogs are puppies, cats are kittens, pigs are piglets, ducks are ducklings... What are wabbits?  ???
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 17, 2011, 06:11:00 PM
Baby wabbuts are Kits. Momma's are Does and Dads are bucks.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 17, 2011, 07:00:50 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.magpiejewellery.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fkitten-cute-overload-frog.jpg&hash=2eb39b957df3405579a9524b6fd04209a7935b80)

I want one of the bunnies and this mario frog suit kitten and they will hypnotize people with their cuteness and I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: PapistItalian16 on May 18, 2011, 01:08:56 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 17, 2011, 07:00:50 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.magpiejewellery.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fkitten-cute-overload-frog.jpg&hash=2eb39b957df3405579a9524b6fd04209a7935b80)

I want one of the bunnies and this mario frog suit kitten and they will hypnotize people with their cuteness and I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!


awwwww
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:33:05 AM
I keep wanting a bunny but I think my dog would end up eating it and that would be sad.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 18, 2011, 02:46:20 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:33:05 AM
I keep wanting a bunny but I think my dog would end up eating it and that would be sad.

Get a flemish giant, my grandfather used to raise them as show rabbits. And they make a difficult meal for dogs. They are friggin huge! but super cute.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:47:18 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 18, 2011, 02:46:20 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:33:05 AM
I keep wanting a bunny but I think my dog would end up eating it and that would be sad.

Get a flemish giant, my grandfather used to raise them as show rabbits. And they make a difficult meal for dogs. They are friggin huge! but super cute.

So it's like cat sized?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Asmodean on May 19, 2011, 07:17:51 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:47:18 AMSo it's like cat sized?

'Haps even bigger?  :D
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on May 19, 2011, 07:43:30 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:33:05 AM
I keep wanting a bunny but I think my dog would end up eating it and that would be sad.
Your dog would not agree with you on that point  ;)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 20, 2011, 06:57:41 PM
Quote from: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:47:18 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 18, 2011, 02:46:20 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 18, 2011, 02:33:05 AM
I keep wanting a bunny but I think my dog would end up eating it and that would be sad.

Get a flemish giant, my grandfather used to raise them as show rabbits. And they make a difficult meal for dogs. They are friggin huge! but super cute.

So it's like cat sized?

No, a lot of the males we had were 20+ pounds, so somewhat bigger than a cat. We had on old buck that was almost 13 years old that weighed 32 pounds, he was a fat sucker.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Stevil on May 20, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hoax-slayer.com%2Fimages%2Fgiant-rabbit2.jpg&hash=c6d688d7d037605a8f9738ee71a59396c0db2940)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 20, 2011, 09:11:11 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 20, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hoax-slayer.com%2Fimages%2Fgiant-rabbit2.jpg&hash=c6d688d7d037605a8f9738ee71a59396c0db2940)

Jeez has anyone thought of the military potential of these things?
Unleash them and the enemies underground communication cables wouldn't stand a chance.

Maybe that guy's very small, it's not Elmer Thudd is it?
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 20, 2011, 09:12:37 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 20, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hoax-slayer.com%2Fimages%2Fgiant-rabbit2.jpg&hash=c6d688d7d037605a8f9738ee71a59396c0db2940)

Hard core photo shopped look at the dudes hand. Either this is photo shopped or the rabbit and the dude have elephantitis. LOL
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: thedport on May 20, 2011, 09:33:41 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lolosad.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F01%2Fgiant-rabbit_5.jpg&hash=fa485e212bb128fd4bf3709bd9f02d5d3e1bfe3d)

This is a little more accurate size of a full grown flemish.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 03:23:10 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 17, 2011, 07:29:34 AM
More wabbits.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLeUwB.jpg&hash=7b17c67fef264f87e3ad4a8a6ff3c4b0954acd32)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FPmlCm.jpg&hash=69651da950ff052eb4e2da121332b895e7437e9a)

^want!!!

(too bad my dog would prob eat it)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 21, 2011, 05:07:50 AM
Quote from: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 03:23:10 AM

^want!!!

(too bad my dog would prob eat it)

I hope you're not judging your dog too harshly.
As you can see all our dog wants to do is make friends.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FePSuC.jpg&hash=608e840da8b490b30395f7d3560228f07ad07a21)
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 10:46:37 PM
^that is dog sign language for you look tasty  ;D
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Recusant on May 21, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
Quote from: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 10:46:37 PM
^that is dog sign language for you look tasty  ;D

I agree.  I wouldn't let any self respecting dog (who hadn't been raised from puppy-hood with rabbits) larger than a Chihuahua loose around rabbits who weren't safely in cages. Potential tragedy.  Even a smallish dog like a Border Terrier might try to make a go of it.
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Tank on June 02, 2011, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: Recusant on May 21, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
Quote from: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 10:46:37 PM
^that is dog sign language for you look tasty  ;D

I agree.  I wouldn't let any self respecting dog (who hadn't been raised from puppy-hood with rabbits) larger than a Chihuahua loose around rabbits who weren't safely in cages. Potential tragedy.  Even a smallish dog like a Border Terrier might try to make a go of it.
Border Terriers will chase anything smaller than they are. Mine only caught one squirrel while I owned her and it was a blessing to the squirrel gene pool! The squirrel saw Rusty and legged it towards a tree, got two within 6 ft and then doubled back towards a different tree; it didn't make it! Snap, shake, dead! Natural selection at its finest!
Title: Re: It's a miracle!
Post by: Gawen on June 02, 2011, 12:28:23 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv298%2FGawen%2F8_funny_rabbit_pancake.gif&hash=e48a6317604bb4996830ff37ddd92ba0a7ced8aa)