Just a place to post stuff, not important stuff, just stuff...and give us a chance to get caught up with all the stuff that's been going on since all this stuff happened here at HAF.
I mean after the Asmo broke the forum...(That's what I heard, not sure if it's correct, surely it's just a horrible, bad rumor started by Mags) ;D
So the pope was here in America recently, very exciting, lots of coverage, but some strange stuff as well. Like the weird pictures of him petting sick children on the head, as if that would do anything to help heal or alleviate the child from their suffering (The press made a huge deal out of it, like, "Oh isn't he nice, stopped his limo, got out and petted a sick child")
There was an actual sitting U.S. Congressmen (Bob Brady, Dem. from Pennsylvania) who stole the His Holiness's drinking glass, which still had water in it and drank from it (He then shared the backwash with some aides and family members, thinks it's holy water) and actually was bragging about it.
I would have followed the Pope into the bathroom and stole the toilet seat after he pooped (Popes Poop don't they?)
You could take the toilet seat home and install it in your own bathroom, and have holy craps.
The Pope got to meet Kim Davis (Luck guy, I mean she's so fucking inspiring, and admirable).
SNL included her their opening monologue last week, which was to me very, very funny. Check it out if you didn't see it.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FMydISoy.jpg&hash=7784507d1d94f41a7e02fa48553ac5c1b8e1eec5)
Anyway here's a picture of the pope after his visit to the good ole US of A.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F4CmVWlF.jpg&hash=64eed613f869e5227018b51c3217c19914e9ec49)
Lets see what else has been going on,... oh yes we had another mass school shooting here in the US. (Yeah we're #1!)
Anyways here's the NRA's plan to protect schools.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FBQvrRJq.jpg&hash=eb92a46de8a78e0dd44ff2d6133101730d0de7a4)
That's about it I don't have anymore stuff at the moment, oh here's the original AC/DC.
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We already have what's on your mind.
This thread should be brutally denied.
We've got a new Prime Minister who doesn't seem brain damaged. ;D
I look, I see people everywhere overpaying.
There should be measures in-placed by law.
Bob's Bargain Centre, it's where you belong
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 07, 2015, 02:52:12 PM
I mean after the Asmo broke the forum...(That's what I heard, not sure if it's correct, surely it's just a horrible, bad rumor started by Mags) ;D
Sir Bruno de la Pole! >:(
I said
OldGit did it, not Asmo. >:(
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 07, 2015, 02:52:12 PM
(Popes Poop don't they?)
Yes, that's where the expression, "Holy Shit!" comes from.
"Holy Pope Poop!" Jehovah's Witnesses just knocked on my door! Asmo does work in mysterious ways--doesn't He? If He wouldn't have fixed everything
Eric V Arachnid did to the forum, I would've talked to them because it would've given me a chance to act like
Music_Loving_Atheist. But because the forum is working now, I decided to politely sent them away and I came here to argue with you instead. :)
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It worked! We can edit!
Yep, we can't edit, yet. :( It comes back as a quote.
Quote from: Magdalena on October 07, 2015, 06:35:56 PM
Yep, we can't edit, yet. :( It comes back as a quote.
Have another go.
Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?
Quote from: joeactor on October 07, 2015, 08:36:57 PM
Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?
No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)
Speaking of our national homophobe, have any of you followed the (fake) woahs of the poor woman sitting next to her at work?
https://mobile.twitter.com/nexttokimdavis
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 07, 2015, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: joeactor on October 07, 2015, 08:36:57 PM
Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?
No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)
Thanks - I sit corrected ;-)
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 07, 2015, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: joeactor on October 07, 2015, 08:36:57 PM
Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?
No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)
If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack. Then use a big magnet.
Quote from: Tank on October 08, 2015, 06:50:37 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on October 07, 2015, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: joeactor on October 07, 2015, 08:36:57 PM
Wasn't Tesla "DC" ?
No sir, Nikki was all AC (Plus he had some rather unkind words for Mr. Edison)
Tesla on Edison: "If he had a needle to find in a haystack he would not stop to reason where it was most likely to be, but would proceed at once, with the feverish diligence of a bee, to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was almost a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor."
—New York Times, October 19, 1931 (the day after Edison died)
If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack. Then use a big magnet.
What!? Waste all of that good hay, possibly burned down the barn in the process?
Give me your address I'll mail you a package of needles. :D
A razor for shaving that is made of lasers (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skarp/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving), almost as cool as a hover board.
Quote from: Tank on October 08, 2015, 06:50:37 AM
If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack. Then use a big magnet.
But if you burn the haystack, then you won't be finding "a needle in a haystack", which was the original purpose. You'd be finding a needle in an ash pile. Just use the Big Magnet to begin with and leave the hay for the cows.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on October 08, 2015, 03:51:49 PM
Quote from: Tank on October 08, 2015, 06:50:37 AM
If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack. Then use a big magnet.
But if you burn the haystack, then you won't be finding "a needle in a haystack", which was the original purpose. You'd be finding a needle in an ash pile. Just use the Big Magnet to begin with and leave the hay for the cows.
I agree, we're straying from the original stated purpose...however, maybe the more important question is who was in the haystack with a sharp needle, and lost it in the first place?
My guess would be Pasta Chick as this sounds just like something she would do, after all she is constantly loosing or misplacing her keys, wallet, dogs, etc...
She should be looking for the damn needle not us!
OK, stuff, stuff, and other stuff...
I was able to resurrect my old, old computer with a hairdryer--don't ask, long story. ::)
My problem is the C drive is completely full, 98% full to be exact. I did the disk cleanup, uninstalled programs I don't use, and the system shadow copies. I deleted all photographs, documents, and user accounts, and it's still full. Defragmented, did a virus scan, I even tried to reset it to factory setting with the F11 key, twice, and it took me back to windows.
Is there a program I can download that can help me fix this? I don't even know if I have enough space to download a program that could help me. :-\
Quote from: Davin on October 08, 2015, 02:58:28 PM
A razor for shaving that is made of lasers (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skarp/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving), almost as cool as a hover board.
No way!
I invented that back in the '80's!
... of course, mine was mounted in the mirror, and targeted and vaporized individual hairs.
Next, you'll tell me that someone stole my idea for the "Pootie" (charcoal filter for your undies)
Quote from: Magdalena on October 08, 2015, 06:14:01 PM
OK, stuff, stuff, and other stuff...
I was able to resurrect my old, old computer with a hairdryer--don't ask, long story. ::)
My problem is the C drive is completely full, 98% full to be exact. I did the disk cleanup, uninstalled programs I don't use, and the system shadow copies. I deleted all photographs, documents, and user accounts, and it's still full. Defragmented, did a virus scan, I even tried to reset it to factory setting with the F11 key, twice, and it took me back to windows.
Is there a program I can download that can help me fix this? I don't even know if I have enough space to download a program that could help me. :-\
This might help:
https://windirstat.info/
It doesn't delete anything, but it makes it much easier to see what's taking up space. And it's less than a MB
Thanks, Firebird, but I fixed it, sort of. I was able to back to factory setting, now I have a "new" computer, sort of. ;D
Disk is 79% free. I'm so happy! 8)
Quote from: Magdalena on October 08, 2015, 10:52:05 PM
Thanks, Firebird, but I fixed it, sort of. I was able to back to factory setting, now I have a "new" computer, sort of. ;D
Disk is 79% free. I'm so happy! 8)
Glad to hear you fixed it, sorta...was going to suggest you check system restore and see if it is using up too much drive space, or better yet suggest you simply get a Mac (As recommended by Asmo).
Hey! I only lose my keys like, once a week.
I wouldn't put a needle in a haystack though. What would you be doing with a needle in a haystack? I do all my sewing in the living room. If you've been leaving your hay around my living room to get mixed up with needles it's hardly my fault.
If you get needles in your haystacks, your livestock will probably ingest one and die. Therefore on the slightest suspicion of a needle in the fodder, an immediate search is essential.
The Sod's Law method of needle-seeking is invariably effective: screw your partner in the hay and one of you is going to get the needle up the arse.
Quote from: OldGit on October 10, 2015, 11:46:13 AM
If you get needles in your haystacks, your livestock will probably ingest one and die. Therefore on the slightest suspicion of a needle in the fodder, an immediate search is essential.
The Sod's Law method of needle-seeking is invariably effective: screw your partner in the hay and one of you is going to get the needle up the arse.
One of my sister's cats actually managed to swallow a needle. Fortunately, she noticed it was missing, and was able to get the idiotic thing into a vet and have the needle removed (at considerable expense).
A completely unrelated aside: I see that the new version of the site software has quoted text in the same size as the rest of the post. Excellent!
Totally non-appropo previous stuff, but, stuff none-the-less.
Guys, do you (or your partners) like a really comfortable and smooth shave with a razor? I do. Tried loads of products but still it felt a bit rough and sore.
About three months ago I was suffering from dry skin on my hands and tried a little of the hand cream on my face then shaved that bit. Great! I invested in a cheapish mens' face cream. The cream acts as a softener and lubricant, most gets scraped off and what is left treats the skin.
Added advantage is that, in emergencies, you don't have to strip down for a soap and water job.