I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story. The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).
Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn.
Here goes:
Once
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story. The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).
Here goes:
Once
Once I
Once I drove
Once I drove back to
Once I drove back to the
Once I drove back to the decrepit
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story. The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).
Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn
Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding,
Quote from: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story. The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).
Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn
Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?
Seems fair. ;D
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story. The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).
Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn
Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?
Seems fair. ;D
The way it's turning out, I wouldn't go on a spending spree at Modcloth in anticipation of the royalties.
Quote from: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily of
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Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented
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Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse
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Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically
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Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into
I have a question for DJ - are we limited to one word, or could we bump it up to a phrase? For example, if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
Maybe. It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word. But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
It has a purpose? Now you tell me.
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
Maybe. It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word. But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.
It would be reasonable to be allowed to add articles , pronouns or prepositions without them counting as a word.
Quote from: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
Maybe. It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word. But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.
It would be reasonable to be allowed to add articles , pronouns or prepositions without them counting as a word.
Sounds reasonable to me :)
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.
This is shaping up nicely. There is a bit of everything: death, gastronomy, wildlife, violence, perversion, and of course, vaginas.
No antelopes yet, though. Still, we can fix that:
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes
Quote from: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?"
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
Maybe. It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word. But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.
It would be reasonable to be allowed to add articles , pronouns or prepositions without them counting as a word.
Oh hell. Now I have to google "articles" and "prepositions". I could ask my English teaching husband, but he would chortle heartily at my ignorance. Carry on.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice
("beneath" is a preposition, and "me" is a pronoun. Woot! Who knows English? Ali knows English! Ali knows English!)
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above
(I don't ;D I suck at grammar.)
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me;
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus buttons
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus buttons were
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus buttons were pressed
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release
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Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 03, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release
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I agree!
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 03, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release
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I would baulk at the word "getting".
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy
[puse -- what is?]
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole
(This is becoming one of the weirdest stories in existence, surely.)
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!"
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 04, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
[puse -- what is?]
I assume it is the nutty British misspelling of the color puce.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed
Quote from: Ali on July 04, 2012, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 04, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
[puse -- what is?]
I assume it is the nutty British misspelling of the color puce.
OK, disgusting.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 04, 2012, 08:56:44 PM
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog
Just wanted to say, holy frack, that is the name of my girlfriend's dog!
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly
Quote from: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 12:28:01 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:40:44 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)
And you think this now, did "Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight."make you think any different?
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)
Too early to say. The one- legged dwarf with a bad case of Tourette's syndrome hasn't turned up yet.
Quote from: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 05:50:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)
Too early to say. The one- legged dwarf with a bad case of Tourette's syndrome hasn't turned up yet.
I should have prefaced this with "Spoiler Alert".
Quote from: Crow on July 05, 2012, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)
And you think this now, did "Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight."make you think any different?
I was keen to know more about the hamster themed wedding...
Can joint ventures in writing work? We'll see...
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back,
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed,
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque
Quote from: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:00:35 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque
DJ, did this seem a good idea at the time?
Quote from: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
DJ, did this seem a good idea at the time?
Haha! I've played it on another forum. Though, I have to say, we're a little more... creative here.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 06, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
DJ, did this seem a good idea at the time?
Haha! I've played it on another forum. Though, I have to say, we're a little more... creative here.
There is supposedly a thin line between genius and madness. I have this sinking feeling that we've crossed it.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin.
(Sorry, that was a phrase, but it had to be said. How else could that sentence end, I ask you?)
Quote from: Ali on July 06, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin.
(Sorry, that was a phrase, but it had to be said. How else could that sentence end, I ask you?)
You could have a put a full stop after it, especially as I am notorious for my penchant for erotic lingerie.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed
I haven't tried LSD, but if I had, this is exactly what I imagine would be the subsequent hallucinations.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little
Bored. I think I'll lock this so somebody can start another one.
Quote from: Tank on July 07, 2012, 03:54:44 PM
Bored. I think I'll lock this so somebody can start another one.
Rats. Now we'll never find out whether this Newgod guy was involved in the grandmother's hamster themed wedding.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 07, 2012, 06:43:10 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 07, 2012, 03:54:44 PM
Bored. I think I'll lock this so somebody can start another one.
Rats. Now we'll never find out whether this Newgod guy was involved in the grandmother's hamster themed wedding.
Console yourself: even if the thread continued, you'd still be none the wiser.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins!
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 09, 2012, 04:30:58 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped
This is so weird-funny!
Thanks everyone, it's been a while since I laughed this hard! I had tears in my eyes, my husband thought I was just crying over something sad I read. I wish a psychiatrist would analyze this story and give his/her analysis of what we have, as they say, "projected" here.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed
Quote from: magdalena on July 09, 2012, 06:42:58 AM
This is so weird-funny!
Thanks everyone, it's been a while since I laughed this hard! I had tears in my eyes, my husband thought I was just crying over something sad I read. I wish a psychiatrist would analyze this story and give his/her analysis of what we have, as they say, "projected" here.
LOL yeah, I would be curious to see an analysis of this as well. :D
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind.
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 04:15:03 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind.
That puts beyond doubt that this is a work of pure fiction.
Hahahaha!
;D
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However
Quote from: Tom62 on July 12, 2012, 07:59:27 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:23:31 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered horrisonantly
=cacophonously
Not that comprehensibility is really much of an issue in this context.
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
=cacophonously
Not that comprehensibility is really much of an issue in this context.
Ah! Thank you for indulging me. My brief search was unable to find a reference. I should have kept looking...I love learning new words.
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
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Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)
Well that clears it right up. >:(
horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)
>:( >:( >:(
Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)
ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?
I was unable to find that reference in Merriam-Webster's "unabridged" dictionary, which means, of course that said dictionary isn't...
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?
Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)
Well that clears it right up. >:(
horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)
>:( >:( >:(
Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)
ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?
Hoarsely doesn't do it. As the word itself suggests " horrible- sounding" is pretty close. But less erudite. And here at HAF we have exacting literary standards to maintain.
Anyhoo...I seem to have cut this thread, so I consider it incumbent upon me to make the repairs...
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered horrisonantly, jangling
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?
Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)
Well that clears it right up. >:(
horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)
>:( >:( >:(
Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)
ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?
Hoarsely doesn't do it. As the word itself suggests " horrible- sounding" is pretty close. But less erudite. And here at HAF we have exacting literary standards to maintain.
"ALL THAT FOR 'HORRIBLE-SOUNDING'?!?" she shrieked horrisonantly...
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse. I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive. Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed. Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual. Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines. Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered horrisonantly, jangling with all the judicious
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?
Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)
Well that clears it right up. >:(
horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)
>:( >:( >:(
Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)
ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?
Hoarsely doesn't do it. As the word itself suggests " horrible- sounding" is pretty close. But less erudite. And here at HAF we have exacting literary standards to maintain.
"ALL THAT FOR 'HORRIBLE-SOUNDING'?!?" she shrieked horrisonantly...
"YES" he responded euphoniously (before she lost her tiny virgin mind).
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
His word selection is entirely appropriate, in my opinion. The more recondite and abstruse the story, the more mind-bending the effect. Plus I love learning new vocabulary, and ER is a great resource. And while ashamed of my ignorance, I am eager to overcome it...
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
Talk about people disowning responsibility for threads they have initiated! This one is down to you, Madame.
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
His word selection is entirely appropriate, in my opinion. The more recondite and abstruse the story, the more mind-bending the effect. Plus I love learning new vocabulary, and ER is a great resource. And while ashamed of my ignorance, I am eager to overcome it...
Language is the only true infinitely renewable resource.
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
His word selection is entirely appropriate, in my opinion. The more recondite and abstruse the story, the more mind-bending the effect. Plus I love learning new vocabulary, and ER is a great resource. And while ashamed of my ignorance, I am eager to overcome it...
Language is the only true infinitely renewable resource.
So it seems...
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
Talk about people disowning responsibility for threads they have initiated! This one is down to you, Madame.
I meant franken-story in the best possible way ;D It just sort of... transcends genres.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 13, 2012, 12:07:00 AM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection. :P
Talk about people disowning responsibility for threads they have initiated! This one is down to you, Madame.
I meant franken-story in the best possible way ;D It just sort of... transcends genres.
That's one way of putting it.