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Title: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn.

Here goes:

Once  
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 03:25:46 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Here goes:

Once 

Once I
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 01, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Once I drove
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 01, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Once I drove

Once I drove back
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 03:45:29 PM
Once I drove back to
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Guardian85 on July 01, 2012, 03:48:23 PM
Once I drove back to the
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Crow on July 01, 2012, 03:52:44 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 01, 2012, 05:05:28 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 05:06:23 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 05:44:44 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn



Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 01, 2012, 06:33:22 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 01, 2012, 06:58:52 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 01, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 08:53:45 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding,
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn



Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?

Seems fair.  ;D
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 09:23:15 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 01, 2012, 09:34:52 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 09:57:31 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 01, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn



Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?

Seems fair.  ;D

The way it's turning out, I wouldn't go on a spending spree at Modcloth in anticipation of the royalties.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 01, 2012, 11:03:04 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily of
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 01, 2012, 11:40:15 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily of

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 01, 2012, 11:49:44 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 01, 2012, 11:51:16 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 02, 2012, 12:06:20 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 12:10:23 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 02, 2012, 12:20:41 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 01:00:18 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 01:24:39 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 02, 2012, 01:51:30 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 02, 2012, 03:11:37 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 02, 2012, 03:49:53 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 02, 2012, 09:30:20 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 10:50:57 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 02, 2012, 01:08:49 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Crow on July 02, 2012, 01:14:38 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 02:20:52 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 02:33:25 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 02, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 05:30:08 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 02, 2012, 05:56:59 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 06:12:14 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Tank on July 02, 2012, 06:13:12 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 06:14:18 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 06:17:27 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically
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Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 02, 2012, 06:24:40 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Tank on July 02, 2012, 06:32:30 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 06:59:17 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 02, 2012, 07:25:35 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 02, 2012, 08:29:50 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 10:05:41 PM


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:28:11 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Amicale on July 02, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
I have a question for DJ - are we limited to one word, or could we bump it up to a phrase?  For example, if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.

Maybe.  It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word.  But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.

It has a purpose? Now you tell me.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.

Maybe.  It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word.  But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.

It would be reasonable to be allowed to add articles , pronouns  or prepositions without them counting as a word.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 03, 2012, 12:12:47 AM
Quote from: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.

Maybe.  It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word.  But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.

It would be reasonable to be allowed to add articles , pronouns  or prepositions without them counting as a word.

Sounds reasonable to me :)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 03, 2012, 11:53:50 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 03, 2012, 12:22:19 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 03, 2012, 12:27:23 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 03, 2012, 12:30:21 PM
This is shaping up nicely. There is a bit of everything: death, gastronomy, wildlife, violence, perversion, and of course, vaginas.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 03, 2012, 12:50:58 PM
No antelopes yet, though.  Still, we can fix that:

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 03, 2012, 02:30:35 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 02, 2012, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 02, 2012, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 02, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
if I want to say "a heaving bosom" could I say that instead of saying "a" and then having people decide it's "a wilting tea tree?" 
That would defeat the purpose of the thread, as I see it.

Maybe.  It just seems like some things you can simply never say if you're limited to one word.  But this is DJ's thread, I will abide by her rules.

It would be reasonable to be allowed to add articles , pronouns  or prepositions without them counting as a word.

Oh hell.  Now I have to google "articles" and "prepositions".  I could ask my English teaching husband, but he would chortle heartily at my ignorance.  Carry on.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 03, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice


("beneath" is a preposition, and "me" is a pronoun.  Woot!  Who knows English?  Ali knows English!  Ali knows English!)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 03, 2012, 03:15:13 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above

(I don't ;D I suck at grammar.)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 03, 2012, 03:16:45 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me;
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 03, 2012, 03:24:53 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 03, 2012, 03:28:11 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus buttons

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 03, 2012, 04:01:13 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus buttons were
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 03, 2012, 04:10:24 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus buttons were pressed
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 03, 2012, 05:40:11 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 03, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 03, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release


This story is getting strange. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.deviantart.net%2Favatars%2Fw%2Ft%2Fwthplz.png&hash=8cb61002046ff1e00f43ae98537c8e20760b2618)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 03, 2012, 09:20:47 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Tank on July 03, 2012, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 03, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release


This story is getting strange. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.deviantart.net%2Favatars%2Fw%2Ft%2Fwthplz.png&hash=8cb61002046ff1e00f43ae98537c8e20760b2618)

I agree!
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 04, 2012, 12:40:10 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 04, 2012, 12:47:52 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Crow on July 04, 2012, 01:03:21 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 04, 2012, 01:15:09 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 04, 2012, 01:16:13 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 03, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release


This story is getting strange. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.deviantart.net%2Favatars%2Fw%2Ft%2Fwthplz.png&hash=8cb61002046ff1e00f43ae98537c8e20760b2618)

I would baulk at the word "getting".
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Dobermonster on July 04, 2012, 01:20:58 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton




Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 04, 2012, 01:31:09 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a




Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 04, 2012, 01:43:33 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Dobermonster on July 04, 2012, 02:02:18 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 04, 2012, 02:13:02 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came
upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 04, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy




[puse -- what is?]
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 04, 2012, 06:24:19 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole


(This is becoming one of the weirdest stories in existence, surely.)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 04, 2012, 06:26:15 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!"
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 04, 2012, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 04, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
[puse -- what is?]

I assume it is the nutty British misspelling of the color puce. 


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 04, 2012, 08:32:53 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 04, 2012, 08:54:30 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 04, 2012, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 04, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
[puse -- what is?]

I assume it is the nutty British misspelling of the color puce. 

OK, disgusting.


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 04, 2012, 08:56:44 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 04, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 04, 2012, 08:56:44 PM
"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog

Just wanted to say, holy frack, that is the name of my girlfriend's dog!


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 04, 2012, 09:23:45 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 04, 2012, 09:33:20 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 04, 2012, 10:25:57 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Dobermonster on July 04, 2012, 10:58:49 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 04, 2012, 11:05:48 PM


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 04, 2012, 11:19:14 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 12:06:13 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 05, 2012, 12:21:09 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 12:28:01 AM


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Dobermonster on July 05, 2012, 12:39:32 AM
Quote from: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 12:28:01 AM


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Asmodean on July 05, 2012, 04:57:23 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:12:25 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 05, 2012, 05:16:34 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 05, 2012, 05:04:39 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Crow on July 05, 2012, 05:07:41 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 05, 2012, 05:08:40 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 05, 2012, 05:13:30 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:40:44 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:40:44 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 05:48:39 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots


Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Crow on July 05, 2012, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)

And you think this now, did "Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight."make you think any different?
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 05:50:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)

Too early to say. The one- legged dwarf with a bad case of Tourette's syndrome hasn't turned up yet.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 05:52:45 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 05, 2012, 05:50:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)

Too early to say. The one- legged dwarf with a bad case of Tourette's syndrome hasn't turned up yet.

I should have prefaced this with "Spoiler Alert".
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 05, 2012, 06:12:15 PM
Quote from: Crow on July 05, 2012, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 05, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
I feel like this story isn't really going anywhere. (except up Asmo's butt crack.)

And you think this now, did "Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight."make you think any different?

I was keen to know more about the hamster themed wedding...
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 06, 2012, 01:25:12 AM
Can joint ventures in writing work? We'll see...


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 06, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 06, 2012, 03:16:05 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 06, 2012, 04:19:21 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ihateyoumike on July 06, 2012, 10:08:34 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: OldGit on July 06, 2012, 12:44:46 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 06, 2012, 04:37:55 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ihateyoumike on July 06, 2012, 07:21:03 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back,
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 06, 2012, 08:11:31 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed,
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 06, 2012, 08:40:32 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 06, 2012, 09:01:13 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:00:35 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:00:35 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque



DJ, did this seem a good idea at the time?
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 06, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
DJ, did this seem a good idea at the time?

Haha! I've played it on another forum. Though, I have to say, we're a little more... creative here.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:11:30 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 06, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
DJ, did this seem a good idea at the time?

Haha! I've played it on another forum. Though, I have to say, we're a little more... creative here.

There is supposedly a thin line between genius and madness. I have this sinking feeling that we've crossed it.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 06, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin.

(Sorry, that was a phrase, but it had to be said.  How else could that sentence end, I ask you?)
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 06, 2012, 10:24:23 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 06, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin.

(Sorry, that was a phrase, but it had to be said.  How else could that sentence end, I ask you?)

You could have a put a full stop after it, especially as I am notorious for my penchant for erotic lingerie.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Dobermonster on July 07, 2012, 04:09:58 AM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed


I haven't tried LSD, but if I had, this is exactly what I imagine would be the subsequent hallucinations.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 07, 2012, 06:12:57 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 07, 2012, 12:01:07 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 07, 2012, 02:33:37 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Buddy on July 07, 2012, 02:38:51 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 07, 2012, 03:20:21 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Tank on July 07, 2012, 03:54:44 PM
Bored. I think I'll lock this so somebody can start another one.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 07, 2012, 06:43:10 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 07, 2012, 03:54:44 PM
Bored. I think I'll lock this so somebody can start another one.

Rats.  Now we'll never find out whether this Newgod guy was involved in the grandmother's hamster themed wedding.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 07, 2012, 07:27:24 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 07, 2012, 07:30:03 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 07, 2012, 06:43:10 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 07, 2012, 03:54:44 PM
Bored. I think I'll lock this so somebody can start another one.

Rats.  Now we'll never find out whether this Newgod guy was involved in the grandmother's hamster themed wedding.

Console yourself: even if the thread continued, you'd still be none the wiser.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 09, 2012, 01:38:30 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 09, 2012, 02:39:43 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins!
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 09, 2012, 04:01:52 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Stevil on July 09, 2012, 04:20:59 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 09, 2012, 04:30:58 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Magdalena on July 09, 2012, 06:42:58 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 09, 2012, 04:30:58 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped


This is so weird-funny!
Thanks everyone, it's been a while since I laughed this hard! I had tears in my eyes, my husband thought I was just crying over something sad I read. I wish a psychiatrist would analyze this story and give his/her analysis of what we have, as they say, "projected" here.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 09, 2012, 07:13:51 AM


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Siz on July 09, 2012, 05:29:00 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament


Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 10, 2012, 02:30:20 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 10, 2012, 02:32:49 AM
Quote from: magdalena on July 09, 2012, 06:42:58 AM
This is so weird-funny!
Thanks everyone, it's been a while since I laughed this hard! I had tears in my eyes, my husband thought I was just crying over something sad I read. I wish a psychiatrist would analyze this story and give his/her analysis of what we have, as they say, "projected" here.

LOL yeah, I would be curious to see an analysis of this as well. :D
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 11, 2012, 07:35:04 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: TheWalkingContradiction on July 12, 2012, 02:56:53 AM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 02:03:16 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 02:19:43 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 12, 2012, 03:28:21 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 04:07:32 PM

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal

Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 12, 2012, 04:15:03 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 04:16:35 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 04:15:03 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind.


That puts beyond doubt that this is a work of pure fiction.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 05:06:17 PM
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 12, 2012, 05:11:29 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Tom62 on July 12, 2012, 07:59:27 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on July 12, 2012, 07:59:27 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:23:31 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 10:42:34 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:23:31 PM
Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered  horrisonantly
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly

?
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
=cacophonously

Not that comprehensibility is really much of an issue in this context.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:58:27 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
=cacophonously

Not that comprehensibility is really much of an issue in this context.


Ah!  Thank you for indulging me.  My brief search was unable to find a reference.  I should have kept looking...I love learning new words.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?


Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)


Well that clears it right up.  >:(

horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)

>:( >:( >:(

Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)

ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:02:15 PM
I was unable to find that reference in Merriam-Webster's "unabridged" dictionary, which means, of course that said dictionary isn't...
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?


Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)


Well that clears it right up.  >:(

horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)

>:( >:( >:(

Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)

ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?

Hoarsely doesn't do it. As the word itself suggests " horrible- sounding" is pretty close. But less erudite. And here at HAF we have exacting literary standards to maintain.


Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:09:56 PM
Anyhoo...I seem to have cut this thread, so I consider it incumbent upon me to make the repairs...

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered  horrisonantly, jangling
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Ali on July 12, 2012, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?


Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)


Well that clears it right up.  >:(

horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)

>:( >:( >:(

Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)

ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?

Hoarsely doesn't do it. As the word itself suggests " horrible- sounding" is pretty close. But less erudite. And here at HAF we have exacting literary standards to maintain.




"ALL THAT FOR 'HORRIBLE-SOUNDING'?!?" she shrieked horrisonantly...
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: Dobermonster on July 12, 2012, 11:12:58 PM


Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea steeping with onions borrowed from Aunt Brunhilde, and poo-stained sheets in striking puse.  I frantically abused turtles by setting my power-drill on low before spinning into counter-clockwise rotational overdrive.  Antelopes beneath me; licorice above me; ormolus' buttons were pressed tentatively to release the hounds. Velveteen Rabbits came upon a mouldering skeleton clutching a penis-shaped pinata. "Surprise!"

"Holy Guacamole, Senor!" I mimed.  Sparkles, my dog, grinned wolfishly and hummed a dirge as the rabbits cavorted enticingly. Nymphets jostled insinuatingly around my butt crack, as usual.  Sadly they didn't forgo their scatological ruminations until gunshots sounded lovely.

Slithering against time bombs, I cocked back, aimed, and dribbled jam over my basque peoples of unknown origin. They screamed, understandably, as Newgod forgot to lock little fartleberries. Presumptuous cretins! Gargantuan midgets skipped into parliament dressed to the nines.  Sultry monkeys violated my virginal mind. However harpsichords hammered  horrisonantly, jangling with all the judicious
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 12, 2012, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 10:50:36 PM
Quotehorrisonantly
?


Horrisonantly:
Quote1. Virtually never used adverbial inflection of the rarely used adjective horrisonant.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonantly)


Well that clears it right up.  >:(

horrisonant:
Quote1. Horrisonous.[Websters]
2. Virtually never used base adjective of the rarely used adverb horrisonantly.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/horrisonant)

>:( >:( >:(

Horrisonous:
Quote1. Sounding dreadfully; uttering a terrible sound.[Websters]
2. Being hoarse. [Eve - graph theoretic]
3. Being coarse, harsh, rough or gruff. [Eve - graph theoretic]
4. Being sepulchral. [Eve - graph theoretic]
5. Being hollow. [Eve - graph theoretic]
6. Rarely used base adjective of the adverb horrisonously.

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous (http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/Horrisonous)

ALL THAT FOR "HOARSELY"?!?

Hoarsely doesn't do it. As the word itself suggests " horrible- sounding" is pretty close. But less erudite. And here at HAF we have exacting literary standards to maintain.




"ALL THAT FOR 'HORRIBLE-SOUNDING'?!?" she shrieked horrisonantly...

"YES" he responded euphoniously (before she lost her tiny virgin mind).
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P

His word selection is entirely appropriate, in my opinion.  The more recondite and abstruse the story, the more mind-bending the effect.  Plus I love learning new vocabulary, and ER is a great resource.  And while ashamed of my ignorance, I am eager to overcome it...
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P

Talk about people disowning responsibility for threads they have initiated! This one is down to you, Madame.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P

His word selection is entirely appropriate, in my opinion.  The more recondite and abstruse the story, the more mind-bending the effect.  Plus I love learning new vocabulary, and ER is a great resource.  And while ashamed of my ignorance, I am eager to overcome it...

Language is the only true infinitely renewable resource.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:59:29 PM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: The Black Jester on July 12, 2012, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P

His word selection is entirely appropriate, in my opinion.  The more recondite and abstruse the story, the more mind-bending the effect.  Plus I love learning new vocabulary, and ER is a great resource.  And while ashamed of my ignorance, I am eager to overcome it...

Language is the only true infinitely renewable resource.

So it seems...
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 13, 2012, 12:07:00 AM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P

Talk about people disowning responsibility for threads they have initiated! This one is down to you, Madame.

I meant franken-story in the best possible way  ;D It just sort of... transcends genres.
Title: Re: The "Once upon a time..." thread.
Post by: En_Route on July 13, 2012, 12:12:02 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 13, 2012, 12:07:00 AM
Quote from: En_Route on July 12, 2012, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 12, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
They say you have to write for your audience. I have no idea who the audience for this franken-story would be, so I can't comment on the appropriateness of ER's word selection.  :P

Talk about people disowning responsibility for threads they have initiated! This one is down to you, Madame.

I meant franken-story in the best possible way  ;D It just sort of... transcends genres.

That's one way of putting it.