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GOD loves you, that’s why he created HELL so if you f*#k up

Started by jackflash, December 09, 2007, 05:32:45 PM

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GOD loves you, that’s why he created HELL so if you f*#k up he can burn you in fire forever.

This is the god I want to worship , lol

MommaSquid

#1
Welcome to the forum, jackflash.  

Are you sticking around, or are you one of those "comment and run" types?

Time will tell.

jackflash

#2
mostly "comment and run type"
my attention span is short and I type slow  lol

Bella

#3
I think it makes perfect sense.... I mean, doesn't EVERYONE set fire to people they love? :)

tacoma_kyle

#4
Not me, I freeze them lol. You can appreciate them longer and they wont stink.
Me, my projects and random pictures, haha.

http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/tacoma_kyle/

"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, oh my gawd!" lol

shoruke

#5
Burning people is fun, and everything is better when you share it with someone you care about. Right?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Mister Joy

#6
Well, God being so loving and all, he's given you the free choice not to go to Hell, right? Do as God says or burn for all eternity. Point a gun to somebody's head and shout 'give me all of your money or I'll kill you' and aren't you the benevolent one. Choicorama! I'm drowning in free will! :lol:

SteveS

#7
An apropos video from my favorite YT preacher....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0lVWtyduo

 :lol:

Mister Joy

#8
Is that guy taking the piss? I can't quite tell.

SteveS

#9
Yes - if by "taking the piss" you mean being sarcastic?  That one threw me....

Bella

#10
Quote from: "SteveS"An apropos video from my favorite YT preacher....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0lVWtyduo

 :lol:

The comments on that page are hilarious! I like the one by funnyman2424... I think SoilderInGodsArmy was screwing with him in whatever messages those were. XD

Mister Joy

#11
This guy is hilarious! Been watching some of his other videos; the trinity one is classic.

Ta Steve & yeah, to 'take the piss' just means to be generally mocking.

Steve Reason

#12
Quote from: "Bella"I think it makes perfect sense.... I mean, doesn't EVERYONE set fire to people they love? :)

That's what I do--and for some reason they don't appreciate it. Yet I'm doing it out of love because I have no option but to do it because they don't seem to love me. What choice do I have?  :lol:
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain

http://rumtickle.blogspot.com/

SteveS

#13
Quote from: "Mister Joy"Ta Steve & yeah, to 'take the piss' just means to be generally mocking.
Got it.  I thought so from context, but I've never heard the phrase.  If you like his other vids, I highly recommend "Circular Questions":

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9ldtRFigw

 :lol:

Mister Joy

#14
Eerily accurate, that. It give me flashbacks. :lol: