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Started by Nate J, March 14, 2012, 05:39:34 PM

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Firebird

#15
March 15, 2012, 01:58:16 AM Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 02:25:00 AM by Firebird
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 14, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 14, 2012, 09:07:01 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 14, 2012, 09:04:05 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 14, 2012, 09:01:07 PM

Sounds really impressive what you just said there.
Philosophy isn't my strong suit, but I can make a bra with a paper napkin and snort a condom so it comes out of my mouth.

Welcome.

Do I even want to know?

In that case, I'm not clicking on the link :) I just ate dinner.
And welcome Nate, glad to have you here.


How to snort a condom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB0_6z2HOkU
Yeah, that was equal points disgusting and pointless...  :D


Yeah, I'm not clicking on that link now :) I just ate dinner.
Welcome Nate
"Great, replace one book about an abusive, needy asshole with another." - Will (moderator) on replacing hotel Bibles with "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Anne D.

#16
March 15, 2012, 02:17:22 AM
Much of your intro post was over my head, but welcome, Nate  :)

Too Few Lions

#17
March 15, 2012, 01:39:05 PM
Welcome to the forum Nate. I must confess I'm more impressed with condom snorting than I am with philosophy, but I'll look forward to learning something more about the latter from you.

Siz

#18
March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

DeterminedJuliet

#19
March 16, 2012, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

HA!
This made me laugh so much I choked on my tea!
The poor, intelligent, Dear. We killed him with our tomfoolery.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Buddy

#20
March 17, 2012, 02:27:05 AM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

I'd rather suffocate on anything else but a condom!
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Amicale

#21
March 17, 2012, 05:15:15 AM
Welcome to HAF, Nate!



Glad to meet you! I also really enjoy philosophy (I minored in it, in college) and I love writing, too. (And nope, writing isn't a hobby. More of a drive, or obsession!  ;D )


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Tank

#22
March 17, 2012, 07:35:42 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 17, 2012, 02:27:05 AM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

I'd rather suffocate on anything else but a condom!
:-X
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Amicale

#23
March 17, 2012, 07:44:24 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2012, 07:46:20 AM by Amicale
Quote from: Tank on March 17, 2012, 07:35:42 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 17, 2012, 02:27:05 AM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

I'd rather suffocate on anything else but a condom!
:-X

I can think of one thing worse, and that's suffocating on the part of the male anatomy typically associated with condoms.

Thank God I'm a lesbian.  :D I've never had to use a condom in my life. Much less put one up my nose or anywhere else!


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Siz

#24
March 17, 2012, 09:04:41 AM
^^^

:D

Love it!

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Buddy

#25
March 19, 2012, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: Amicale on March 17, 2012, 07:44:24 AM
Quote from: Tank on March 17, 2012, 07:35:42 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 17, 2012, 02:27:05 AM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

I'd rather suffocate on anything else but a condom!
:-X

I can think of one thing worse, and that's suffocating on the part of the male anatomy typically associated with condoms.

Thank God I'm a lesbian.  :D I've never had to use a condom in my life. Much less put one up my nose or anywhere else!

Okay, you've got me there. But still, being killed by anything associated wit male anatomy would be bad. XD
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

DeterminedJuliet

#26
March 19, 2012, 12:44:02 PM
Lesbianism: preventing penis-related deaths since... forever.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Amicale

#27
March 19, 2012, 12:49:24 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on March 19, 2012, 12:44:02 PM
Lesbianism: preventing penis-related deaths since... forever.

;D ROFL. And the people all said "amen!"


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Ali

#28
March 19, 2012, 03:35:14 PM
Quote from: Amicale on March 17, 2012, 07:44:24 AM
Quote from: Tank on March 17, 2012, 07:35:42 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 17, 2012, 02:27:05 AM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on March 16, 2012, 05:31:36 PM
Nate...

Nate...??

NATE....??

Lost him.

D'you think he suffocated on a 'strawberry-ribbed' trying to better himself? It's a noble and tragic end...

I'd rather suffocate on anything else but a condom!
:-X

I can think of one thing worse, and that's suffocating on the part of the male anatomy typically associated with condoms.

Thank God I'm a lesbian.  :D I've never had to use a condom in my life. Much less put one up my nose or anywhere else!
ROFL  If you have to put the condom up your nose, you're doing it wrong!   ;D ;D ;D
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