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Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific

Started by Ecurb Noselrub, January 16, 2012, 03:51:08 AM

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Ecurb Noselrub

January 16, 2012, 03:51:08 AM

Asmodean

#1
January 16, 2012, 04:14:27 AM
Shit happens...

Too bad it doesn't happen close enough for The Asmo to collect some souveniers though.  :(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#2
January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#3
January 16, 2012, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
F for looting opportunities.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#4
January 16, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
F for looting opportunities.  >:(

LOL

What in the world would you do with looted spaceship parts? ???

Nevermind, I don't want to know  :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Ecurb Noselrub

#5
January 16, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
F for looting opportunities.  >:(

Yeah, if they're going to dump one, it should be in the Baltic or North Sea, right? Closer to home.

Asmodean

#6
January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
Nevermind, I don't want to know  :P
No, you probably don't. Best the world does not suspect. It's all a part of a very complicated exotic particles gathering plan, as described in The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Asmodean

#7
January 16, 2012, 05:09:02 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 16, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Closer to home.
There is a fjord a hundred meters that way *point* Could put it in there.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#8
January 16, 2012, 05:46:05 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
Nevermind, I don't want to know  :P
No, you probably don't. Best the world does not suspect. It's all a part of a very complicated exotic particles gathering plan, as described in The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D

Spoken like a true evil genius. True to form.  8)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#9
January 16, 2012, 07:35:39 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Crocoduck

#10
January 16, 2012, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D
I thought I saw all the "Road" movies Bob and Bing made but I must have missed that one. Road to Zanzibar was my favorite.
As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

Asmodean

#11
January 16, 2012, 11:19:10 AM
Quote from: Crocoduck on January 16, 2012, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D
I thought I saw all the "Road" movies Bob and Bing made but I must have missed that one. Road to Zanzibar was my favorite.
Is a BOOK. By The Asmo, Ph.m.d, m for mad.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#12
January 16, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
Swing and a miss!


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Firebird

#13
January 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
Hope they have better luck when ferrying people to the space station
"Great, replace one book about an abusive, needy asshole with another." - Will (moderator) on replacing hotel Bibles with "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Asmodean

#14
January 16, 2012, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: Firebird on January 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
Hope they have better luck when ferrying people to the space station
Oh, they do. Those carrier rockets are, as far as I know, of a more reliable variety and the design of the craft itself has been used for decades... Pretty much as reliable as a government program can make.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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