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If when you die you meet God...

Started by Thunder Road, January 10, 2012, 06:15:34 AM

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Sweetdeath

#15
January 11, 2012, 12:07:35 AM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 10, 2012, 07:30:20 PM
"What could I have done better to bring a few HAF'ers happily along?"

XD LOL
That's a carpool I don't want to be a part of.


I would say "Thanks for nothing."
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Crocoduck

#16
January 11, 2012, 05:01:11 PM
First I'd thank her/him for farts...they never will stop being funny.
As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#17
January 11, 2012, 07:09:20 PM
Why are you so obsessed with Tim Tebow and why do you hate me enough to let the Broncos beat the Steelers so now I have nobody to root for?!?! And tell me the truth did Tebow sign a contract with your arch enemy to get the Broncos to finally win a few games?
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Wessik

#18
January 12, 2012, 05:59:41 AM
Ohh...Scheisse...
I have my own blog! redkarp.blogspot.com!

Asmodean

#19
January 12, 2012, 09:12:39 AM
No, you can't has my smokes.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#20
January 12, 2012, 02:31:34 PM
So what was that whole circumcision thing about? Bored?
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Sweetdeath

#21
January 12, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 12, 2012, 09:12:39 AM
No, you can't has my smokes.  >:(

You smoke, grumpy lumpy? :)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Asmodean

#22
January 12, 2012, 04:56:34 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on January 12, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 12, 2012, 09:12:39 AM
No, you can't has my smokes.  >:(

You smoke, grumpy lumpy? :)
Like a steam locomotive.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Siz

#23
January 12, 2012, 05:24:01 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on January 12, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 12, 2012, 09:12:39 AM
No, you can't has my smokes.  >:(

You smoke, grumpy lumpy? :)

Only if you rub him hard enough... :D

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Sweetdeath

#24
January 12, 2012, 05:34:41 PM
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Davin

#25
January 12, 2012, 05:44:35 PM
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Asmodean

#26
January 12, 2012, 05:59:09 PM
Correct. Rød 3 for roll-it-yourself stuff  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sweetdeath

#27
January 12, 2012, 07:02:16 PM
I usually bum a fag off my korean and japa/ese friends. Their brands are rather good, but I have only done this 5 times, and they are all back overseas now. ;; whaaa~,
Oh malboro black ice <3
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Buddy

#28
January 12, 2012, 07:05:18 PM
Never smoked before. I've tried my brother's hookah once but that was it.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

The Magic Pudding

#29
January 12, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
I've never found tobacco to be a viable proposition on a cost/benefit basis.
It makes you smelly, short of breath, poorer, a candidate for an early painful death.
I often resented smokers letting their smoke drift over me, and it always did.
I never experienced or heard a convincing account of any pleasure conveyed by smoking, just suffering if you didn't.
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