This is why I'm glad I shop online on Black Friday...

[The Magic Pudding]

Shop rage, eh..?

That is why I don't go to fire sales, christmas sales or any other seriously underpriced kinds of sales - they turn people, who in crowds are generally dangerous idiots to begin with, even more dangerous and idiotic.

I don't fear others or myself turning into a dangerous idiot.
I fear turning into a queue zombie.
Errrrr, stand still for fifteen minutes, errrrrr, take a step, stand still for twenty minutes, zombie in front says "it's busy today," errrrrr.

[Asmodean]

I don't fear others or myself turning into a dangerous idiot.
I fear turning into a queue zombie.
Errrrr, stand still for fifteen minutes, errrrrr, take a step, stand still for twenty minutes, zombie in front says "it's busy today," errrrrr.

Oh, I do not fear dangerous idiots - in fact, I find it vastly amusing when they explode. However, the slow simmering leading to the explosion is... Stupifying. Basically sleeping in a tent for three days to get a bloody TV for 40% less? Oh come ON! No-one's THAT broke! (And if you are, perhaps your coin is better spent on other things than TVs, eh?)