Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[xSilverPhinx]

[xSilverPhinx]

[No one]

8 vowels? That's a pretty neat trick.

[Dave]

8 vowels? That's a pretty neat trick.

Your sentence contains 8 vowels, No!

[hermes2015]

8 vowels? That's a pretty neat trick.

Your sentence contains 8 vowels, No!

Not counting the y's, I get 38 vowels.

[Biggus Dickus]

What about the numerals 8 and 11 are those considered vowels? (Although I seem to remember Sister Agnes in school smacking me with her ruler screaming something about determiners?)

[Dave]

8 vowels? That's a pretty neat trick.

Your sentence contains 8 vowels, No!

Not counting the y's, I get 38 vowels.

But those in the picture sre already sentenced, Hernmes!

aaaceeehiknoprrssttttttvwy8'?

That is 8 vowels, 18 consonants, one number, one apostrophe and one question mark that No one managed to sentence here!

[Biggus Dickus]

Knock knock.

[Claireliontamer]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

[Biggus Dickus]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

With.

[Claireliontamer]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

With.

With who?

[Biggus Dickus]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

With.

With who?

With whom*

[Claireliontamer]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

With.

With who?

With whom*

*groan*

[xSilverPhinx]

*groan*

That has got to be one of the worst jokes I've ever seen but at the same time it's hilarious!

[hermes2015]

8 vowels? That's a pretty neat trick.

Your sentence contains 8 vowels, No!

Not counting the y's, I get 38 vowels.

But those in the picture sre already sentenced, Hernmes!

aaaceeehiknoprrssttttttvwy8'?

That is 8 vowels, 18 consonants, one number, one apostrophe and one question mark that No one managed to sentence here!

You should know by now that my IQ is similar to my shoe size.