Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Dave · September 26, 2016, 01:22:00 PM

Fred, bit of a rough diamond, was driving in the back of nowhere, in a near blizzard, when his car breaks down. But, as luck would have it he sees a light way along the valley - just glimmering through the snow. So he heads for it.

He arrived, plastered in white stuff, at what looks like a village hall and goes in,. There is an audience and a man on a stage.

''Ladies and gentlement, have any of you seen a ghost?'' Several hands go up. It is evidently a spiritualist meeting.

''Has anyone spoken to a ghost?'' Fewer hands go up.

''Now, the big question, has anyone made love to a ghost?'' Not a hand is raised in the seated audience but Fred, tentatively, raises his.

''Ah!'' says the spitirualist, ''Was it a passed away loved one?''

''Hang on,'' says Fred, ''I still had snow in my ears. There, clear now. What was the question again?''

''Have you made love to a ghost?''

''Oh! Sorry, I thought you said 'goat' !''