Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Dave]

Is a polar bear who is happy making love to either gender a bipolar bear?

(With acknowledgement to BBC's "Museum of curiosity" comedy programme.)

[Guardian85]

[Essie Mae]

H6A6T6E6.  H6A6T6E.   The beast's tattoos.

(Sorry; got to this party a bit late).

[Guardian85]

Steps to surviving a dessert island:
1. Check spelling.

2. If correct, enjoy.

[joeactor]

Steps to surviving a dessert island:
1. Check spelling.

2. If correct, enjoy.

I'm ready!!!

[xSilverPhinx]

Steps to surviving a dessert island:
1. Check spelling.

2. If correct, enjoy.

[Dave]

ARCHAEOLOGY
The career that is always
in ruins

[Dave]

H6A6T6E6.  H6A6T6E.   The beast's tattoos.

(Sorry; got to this party a bit late).

B6e6A6sT
The Beast's password.


666999
Mr & Mrs Beast enjoying one another.

[Dave]

Damn, just noticed that I have just passed my Beastly post count!

[Magdalena]

666999
Mr & Mrs Beast enjoying one another.

That's so pornographic I can't even look at it.

[Essie Mae]

666999
Mr & Mrs Beast enjoying one another.

That's so pornographic I can't even look at it.

Never had t
You down as the shrinking violet type Magdalena😀

[Magdalena]

^^^^

I'm not, but just look at those two!
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[Dave]

^^^^

I'm not, but just look at those two!
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Yeah, who'd have thought even Beasts had their interesting bits in such strange places!

And such strange shapes!

[Magdalena]

One for wine lovers...

[Dave]

On a similar theme to OG's

1st Welsh woman, "Is that Blodwyn over there? She looks happy."
2nd W W, "Yes, she's getting married on Saturday."
1st, "I didn't know she was pregnant!"
2nd, "Oh, she's not pregnant."
1st, "Getting married and not pregnant? There's posh for you!"