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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Dave

#3900
August 18, 2016, 06:10:14 PM
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Siz

#3901
August 18, 2016, 07:07:19 PM
16664 - the number of the yeast?

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Dave

#3902
August 18, 2016, 07:18:51 PM
666 =
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12+13+14+15+16+17+18
+19+20+21+22+23+24+25+26+27+28+29+30+31+32+33+34+35+36

(Line too long to fit in one piece)
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tom62

#3903
August 18, 2016, 08:30:58 PM
 A man sees a boy with a box of kittens The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now"
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Siz

#3904
August 18, 2016, 08:50:58 PM
^
Stolen, with thanks.

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Dave

#3905
August 18, 2016, 08:59:35 PM
^^

Me too!
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

#3906
August 19, 2016, 10:32:09 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Magdalena

#3907
August 19, 2016, 11:09:55 PM
^^^
:rofl:


...But seriously...
Pervert!
>:(



:grin:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

xSilverPhinx

#3908
August 21, 2016, 12:37:19 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#3909
August 26, 2016, 12:50:26 PM
Warning NSFW. Gay Porn.

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If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#3910
August 26, 2016, 02:10:48 PM
^ :lol:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#3911
August 26, 2016, 02:11:08 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Magdalena

#3912
August 26, 2016, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 26, 2016, 12:50:26 PM
Warning NSFW. Gay Porn.

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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at those guys....

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

#3913
August 27, 2016, 02:38:31 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 26, 2016, 04:30:28 PM
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at [those guys]....
^^^
Awwwww.  :(
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back

jumbojak used to like that song...a lot.   :cryandrun:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Arturo

#3914
August 28, 2016, 04:24:48 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 27, 2016, 02:38:31 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 26, 2016, 04:30:28 PM
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at [those guys]....
^^^
Awwwww.  :(
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back

jumbojak used to like that song...a lot.   :cryandrun:

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