Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Arturo]

[Dave]

(Sent by an American in Gloucester)

[Arturo]

^I can attest to this. Also wondering how you knew what i searched for my picture.

[Dave]

Here is a forecast:

Today will be muggy.

Followed by Tueggy, Weggy, Thurggy, Friggy, Saggy and Suggy.


[0600ish and already sticky, think I am melting...]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Magdalena]

[Dave]

I know the British health service is getting strapped for cash but this advice no substitute for the real thing . . .

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[Icarus]

Both of those are good ones Gloucester. I almost fell out with laughter while reading the punch line of the Lion one. The cat one is cute as hell but I doubt that our cat people will find it as humorous as I and my dog did.

[Asmodean]

Now that The Asmo has an instruction manual, He will start a cat cleaning business and become fabulously wealthy. 

[Magdalena]

Now that The Asmo has an instruction manual, He will start a cat cleaning business and become fabulously wealthy. 

[Arturo]

Now that The Asmo has an instruction manual, He will start a cat cleaning business and become fabulously wealthy. 

He will use his own toilet or rent one?

[Tank]

Now that The Asmo has an instruction manual, He will start a cat cleaning business and become fabulously wealthy. 

He will use his own toilet or rent one?

The one in the house he's cleaning the cat in I would imagine?

[Dave]

Now that The Asmo has an instruction manual, He will start a cat cleaning business and become fabulously wealthy. 

He will use his own toilet or rent one?

The one in the house he's cleaning the cat in I would imagine?

Ah! Then The Asmo should charge for the toilet cleaning aspect as well!

[Essie Mae]

Now that The Asmo has an instruction manual, He will start a cat cleaning business and become fabulously wealthy. 

He will use his own toilet or rent one?

The one in the house he's cleaning the cat in I would imagine?

Ah! Then The Asmo should charge for the toilet cleaning aspect as well!

I don't have a cat so if I want my loo cleaned, would he bring his own cat or would I have to provide one?