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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Dave

#3825
July 05, 2016, 11:14:31 AM
My present favourite cartoon

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Ecurb Noselrub

#3826
July 06, 2016, 05:05:45 AM
Quote from: Gloucester on July 05, 2016, 11:14:31 AM
My present favourite cartoon



Something is really lost in the translation here.

Ah, I looked it up.  You have different version of "pop goes the weasel" than we do.

Dave

#3827
July 06, 2016, 07:26:33 AM
Ecurb Noselrub wrote:
QuoteAh, I looked it up.  You have different version of "pop goes the weasel" than we do.

Might I suggest we have the correct version?  :grin:
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Dave

#3828
July 06, 2016, 10:57:15 AM
For those of you familiar with Ikea, the joys of flat pack furniture and ancient British history:



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Dave

#3829
July 06, 2016, 12:57:50 PM
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joeactor

#3830
July 06, 2016, 02:52:57 PM
Love "Henj", Gloucester!

Michael1

#3831
July 06, 2016, 03:09:32 PM
Why is the earth flat? Because you can't wrap your head around it.  ;D
I liked the earth before it was cool.

Ecurb Noselrub

#3832
July 06, 2016, 03:49:17 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on July 06, 2016, 07:26:33 AM
Ecurb Noselrub wrote:
QuoteAh, I looked it up.  You have different version of "pop goes the weasel" than we do.

Might I suggest we have the correct version?  :grin:

Yes.  Ours has some nonsense about a mulberry bush.

Ecurb Noselrub

#3833
July 06, 2016, 03:51:16 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on July 06, 2016, 10:57:15 AM
For those of you familiar with Ikea, the joys of flat pack furniture and ancient British history:





Hah!  Just had my first experience with IKEA last week.

Guardian85

#3834
July 06, 2016, 04:46:03 PM
Never got the "Ikea furniture is difficult" jokes. Never had any problem with them.  :???:


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Tank

#3835
July 06, 2016, 06:14:22 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on July 06, 2016, 04:46:03 PM
Never got the "Ikea furniture is difficult" jokes. Never had any problem with them.  :???:
Ditto. I loath the Ikea stores but mostly like their products.
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#3836
July 07, 2016, 01:05:10 AM
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Arturo

#3837
July 07, 2016, 05:30:32 AM
is this a joke? i dont know

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Tank

#3838
July 07, 2016, 08:22:49 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#3839
July 07, 2016, 08:55:36 AM


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