Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[joeactor]

I'm ugly and proud.

Say it louder!

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!!

[Magdalena]

^^^

You guys are funny.

[Magdalena]

Gomez? Call me, Morticia Cruz. 
I like your dreamcatcher. 
Soy Salvadoreña.

[Magdalena]

No. I'm not Mexican.

Usted no es Mexicano?

No, no soy Mexicano porque no soy hombre. Si yo fuera de Mexico, yo fuera Mexicana. 

[Arturo]

The fails.

[Magdalena]

Where are you from, Gomez?

[Arturo]

An hour northwest of Detroit. We call it "The D"

[Magdalena]

An hour northwest of Detroit. We call it "The D"

I was born in El Salvador, but I live on the West Coast of the United States. We call it, "West Califa." 

[Arturo]

An hour northwest of Detroit. We call it "The D"

I was born in El Salvador, but I live on the West Coast of the United States. We call it, "West Califa." 

I don't know many Hispanic people outside my family so when I met someone who is, it's always a joy. So when I feel that, I know they are either Hispanic, or crazy. So taking that into consideration, it's a pleasure to meet you.

[Magdalena]

An hour northwest of Detroit. We call it "The D"

I was born in El Salvador, but I live on the West Coast of the United States. We call it, "West Califa." 

I don't know many Hispanic people outside my family so when I met someone who is, it's always a joy. So when I feel that, I know they are either Hispanic, or crazy. So taking that into consideration, it's a pleasure to meet you.

It's a pleasure to meet you too.
I...um...prefer, Latina and weird, not Hispanic and crazy. 
Not many Latinos in "The D?"

[Arturo]

No not really. I live outside Detroit and I was the only one in my whole school from middle school upward. It's a pretty white dominated town.

[Tank]

[Biggus Dickus]

No not really. I live outside Detroit and I was the only one in my whole school from middle school upward. It's a pretty white dominated town.

Yo Apathy, I live in Dearborn, work in Southfield...what city do you live in, is it the same as where you grew up? (If you feeling like sharing these exact details on the internet that is, understand if you want to remain somewhat vague)

[Magdalena]

^^^
There's a saying in Spanish--something like this: "God makes them, and they find each other."

[Biggus Dickus]

^^^
There's a saying in Spanish--something like this: "God makes them, and they find each other."

There's a saying in Polish--something like this: "Babcia makes them (Pierogi's), and they will be eaten."