Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Magdalena]

OK! Fine! I'll tell you the truth, Apathy.
I didn't notice it because I was too busy conmemorating the day.

It's alright. Nobody acknowledges my jokes anyway.

But they'll still be laughing at them.

Haha nice

Really it's OK Magdalena. I don't even smoke or drink. Both make me psychotic.

Who said anything about smoking and drinking?

I said, "I conmemorated the day.

[Davin]

OK! Fine! I'll tell you the truth, Apathy.
I didn't notice it because I was too busy conmemorating the day.

It's alright. Nobody acknowledges my jokes anyway.

But they'll still be laughing at them.

Haha nice

Really it's OK Magdalena. I don't even smoke or drink. Both make me psychotic.

Who said anything about smoking and drinking?

I said, "I conmemorated the day.

It was my birthday, I commemorated with ice cream cake and pizza.

[Magdalena]

^^
Davin, your birthday is on April 20? 
Are you serious?

[Davin]

^^
Davin, your birthday is on April 20? 
Are you serious?

[Magdalena]

^^
Davin, your birthday is on April 20? 
Are you serious?

That's like having a birthday party all over the world!

Happy Birthday, Davin. 
You should've said something. 

[Magdalena]

What did I do on April 20?
Well, my man and I had cake and ice cream...of course.
We were in the kitchen and the song, No Dejes Que by Caifanes came on and we started to slow dance.
It was nice. 

[Arturo]

What did I do on April 20?
Well, my man and I had cake and ice cream...of course.
We were in the kitchen and the song, No Dejes Que by Caifanes came on and we started to slow dance.
It was nice. 

Sounds terrible.

[Biggus Dickus]

What did I do on April 20?
Well, my man and I had cake and ice cream...of course.
We were in the kitchen and the song, No Dejes Que by Caifanes came on and we started to slow dance.
It was nice. 

Sounds terrible.

Quite the opposite in fact as her man is quite teh sexy dancer...in fact he can be too sexy.

Just like this person is too sexy for must of us, not all of us but some...

[Arturo]

I'm ugly and proud.

[Magdalena]

What did I do on April 20?
Well, my man and I had cake and ice cream...of course.
We were in the kitchen and the song, No Dejes Que by Caifanes came on and we started to slow dance.
It was nice. 

Sounds terrible.

Quite the opposite in fact as her man is quite teh sexy dancer...in fact he can be too sexy.

Just like this person is too sexy for must of us, not all of us but some...

Oh! Bruno de la Pole, my man doesn't look like that! At all. 
My man is a fine looking vato loco!
He looks like this good looking man: 


We fell in love the minute we saw each other.
It takes a 'real' woman to be with a man like that and it takes a 'real' man to be with someone like me. That's why it has worked great for 14 years and 2 months. 
He doesn't look very sweet, but all the sweetness you like in me, I've learned from him.

[Arturo]

What did I do on April 20?
Well, my man and I had cake and ice cream...of course.
We were in the kitchen and the song, No Dejes Que by Caifanes came on and we started to slow dance.
It was nice. 

Sounds terrible.

Quite the opposite in fact as her man is quite teh sexy dancer...in fact he can be too sexy.

Just like this person is too sexy for must of us, not all of us but some...

Oh! Bruno de la Pole, my man doesn't look like that! At all. 
My man is a fine looking vato loco!
He looks like this good looking man: 


We fell in love the minute we saw each other.
It takes a 'real' woman to be with a man like that and it takes a 'real' man to be with someone like me. That's why it has worked great for 14 years and 2 months. 
He doesn't look very sweet, but all the sweetness you like in me, I've learned from him.

Are you Mexican, Mags?

[Magdalena]

No. I'm not Mexican.

[joeactor]

I'm ugly and proud.

Say it louder!

[Arturo]

I'm ugly and proud.

Say it louder!

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!

[Biggus Dickus]

No. I'm not Mexican.

Usted no es Mexicano?