Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tank]

Me too a T.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

[Tank]

What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times

[Tank]

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

[Hardvark]

Thinking about it, that joke was a bit harsh, so I would like to apologise.......father Christmas does exist.  

[xSilverPhinx]

Thinking about it, that joke was a bit harsh, so I would like to apologise.......father Christmas does exist.

^

*getting the collective silent treatment*

[Magdalena]

Thinking about it, that joke was a bit harsh, so I would like to apologise.......father Christmas does exist.

^

*getting the collective silent treatment*

[Arturo]

You know what would be funny right now? Nothing, nothing would be funny.

[Biggus Dickus]

I know this is a cute and funny picture, but is sort of reminds me of myself when I was at my worse drinking.

[Hardvark]

Reports in the newspaper say that Adam Bogdan the Liverpool goalkeeper used to wet the bed as a child, 20 years on and he still can't keep a clean sheet.

[OldGit]

 

[Biggus Dickus]

Reports in the newspaper say that Adam Bogdan the Liverpool goalkeeper used to wet the bed as a child, 20 years on and he still can't keep a clean sheet.

You're new here Vark of the Hard, so possibly you missed the full title of this thread?

Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes...)

OldGit you thought that was funny? Your breaking my heart man!

[Hardvark]

Reports in the newspaper say that Adam Bogdan the Liverpool goalkeeper used to wet the bed as a child, 20 years on and he still can't keep a clean sheet.

Your new here Vark of the Hard, so possibly you missed the full title of this thread?

Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes...)

OldGit you thought that was funny? Your breaking my heart man!

Plenty more where that came from.

[Arturo]

Reports in the newspaper say that Adam Bogdan the Liverpool goalkeeper used to wet the bed as a child, 20 years on and he still can't keep a clean sheet.

Your new here Vark of the Hard, so possibly you missed the full title of this thread?

Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes...)

OldGit you thought that was funny? Your breaking my heart man!

Plenty more where that came from.

His determination against your pessimism is funny. Not bad, not hilarious, but funny. Funny, ok?

[Tank]

[Tom62]

Q: What are your plans for vacation?
A: I haven't got any plans. My wife decides where to go; my boss tells me when I could go; and my bank account informs me how long I can go.