Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 244 245 246 247 248 ... 330
User actions

Biggus Dickus

#3675
April 01, 2016, 05:37:19 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#3676
April 04, 2016, 07:12:33 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3677
April 12, 2016, 01:01:45 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3678
April 12, 2016, 06:01:51 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

#3679
April 12, 2016, 06:14:10 PM
^^In the same vein as above^^

Arguing with a woman is not unlike reading a "Software License Agreement", whereas in the end you simply ignore the entire thing completely, and simply click, "I agree".
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

#3680
April 14, 2016, 02:32:09 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Magdalena

#3681
April 14, 2016, 07:14:30 PM
 :rofl:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#3682
April 14, 2016, 08:49:56 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

#3683
April 14, 2016, 09:15:00 PM
That's not funny.  :nu-uh:
:grin:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

xSilverPhinx

#3684
April 15, 2016, 02:59:34 AM
:grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Hardvark

#3685
April 15, 2016, 04:18:01 PM
An intelligent man an intelligent woman, and father Christmas are in a room, there is a £20 note on the table, the lights go out for a minute, when they come back on the money has gone.

Who stole the money????.

The intelligent man, because the other two do not exist. :P

Icarus

#3686
April 15, 2016, 06:51:09 PM
You are in a heap of trouble with that one Hardvark.  Just you wait until some of our ladies respond.  ;D

Hardvark

#3687
April 15, 2016, 08:19:19 PM
They'll probably ignore me for a day or two without telling me why. :D

Davin

#3688
April 15, 2016, 08:37:52 PM
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Guardian85

#3689
April 15, 2016, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: Icarus on April 15, 2016, 06:51:09 PM
You are in a heap of trouble with that one Hardvark.  Just you wait until some of our ladies respond.  ;D

:watching:


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 244 245 246 247 248 ... 330
User actions