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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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OldGit

#3585
December 17, 2015, 05:19:06 PM

Pasta Chick

#3586
December 20, 2015, 06:26:12 PM

OldGit

#3587
December 24, 2015, 08:04:21 PM

Tank

#3588
December 24, 2015, 08:11:22 PM
A girl in India eloped with her boyfriend.
The whole family was depressed when suddenly she came back after 3 days.
Dad: Just get out. Don't say anything.
Mom: Already you have killed us. Now why did you come back?
Brother: Why are you irritating us. Just get out.
Girl: "I forgot my Nokia charger....so I came back to collect it."

Moral of the story: Nokia will give three days battery backup!
~ Sheshadri Sampige
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#3589
December 26, 2015, 06:38:24 PM
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

#3590
December 29, 2015, 01:38:20 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#3591
December 29, 2015, 02:40:07 PM
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.

I have never seen so many Freudians slip.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#3592
December 29, 2015, 04:41:08 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#3593
December 30, 2015, 07:14:03 PM Last Edit: December 30, 2015, 07:16:20 PM by Tank

Biggus Dickus

#3594
January 01, 2016, 09:29:14 PM
One has to wonder exactly how dressed up Ms. Jackson is when she shops at Wal-Mart?

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#3595
January 02, 2016, 07:31:51 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3596
January 03, 2016, 01:12:37 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#3597
January 03, 2016, 06:41:42 PM
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Davin

#3598
January 04, 2016, 03:38:32 PM
^ :lol:
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Tank

#3599
January 06, 2016, 07:37:04 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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