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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Magdalena

#3555
November 06, 2015, 05:50:56 PM
^^^
That's fekkin hilarious! :grin:
Thanks for posting that, OldGit. 

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

joeactor

#3556
November 08, 2015, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 06, 2015, 05:50:56 PM
^^^
That's fekkin hilarious! :grin:
Thanks for posting that, OldGit.
Tunder! Litenin! Evrytin!

Guardian85

#3557
November 10, 2015, 02:53:13 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

jumbojak

#3558
November 11, 2015, 05:51:32 AM
Today I was at the park wondering why frisbees seem to grow larger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Guardian85

#3559
November 11, 2015, 05:58:52 PM
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

No one

#3560
November 11, 2015, 07:21:46 PM
Two guys are walking down the street, they see a dog licking himself:

First guy: "I wish I could do that."

Second guy: "Maybe you should pet him first."

Essie Mae

#3561
November 17, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
 :dance: :dance:
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

No one

#3562
November 20, 2015, 10:49:20 AM
Two guys walk into a bar.












And the third one ducks.

xSilverPhinx

#3563
November 23, 2015, 12:25:03 AM
Terrible joke ahead.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

OldGit

#3564
November 24, 2015, 07:59:56 PM
^ Clever!

Tank

#3565
November 28, 2015, 09:50:55 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#3566
November 28, 2015, 10:00:14 PM
^ Is that for real? That couldn't be for real, I thought. I googled it. It's for real, it seems. :lol:

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Guardian85

#3567
November 28, 2015, 11:58:24 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#3568
November 29, 2015, 08:11:41 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 28, 2015, 10:00:14 PM
^ Is that for real? That couldn't be for real, I thought. I googled it. It's for real, it seems. :lol:
It's the most fantastic bit of free advertising you can imagine.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#3569
November 29, 2015, 08:08:28 PM
 That area code is for eastern Missouri. I would have guessed it to be a Texas area code....or Alaska.
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