Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Magdalena]

Those are funny, Bruno de la Pole.
(About time you posted funny ones.) 

What are you talking about all my jokes are funny.

For example:

Dad: what you got there, son?
Son: soy milk
Dad: Hola soy milk, soy tu Padre

This one is better.

Mahatma Gandhi as you know walked barefoot most of his life.
Which produced calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which caused him to be frail, and his odd diet gave him bad breath.

This made him...









A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Guardian85]

I have many chemistry jokes.

I'm just worried they won't get a good reaction.

[Biggus Dickus]

I have many chemistry jokes.

I'm just worried they won't get a good reaction.

[Guardian85]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

[Biggus Dickus]

[Guardian85]

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.

[xSilverPhinx]

I have many chemistry jokes.

I'm just worried they won't get a good reaction.

I knew a chemist, the guy was brilliant but totally dilutional. 

[Guardian85]

[Essie Mae]

 :)Hilarious; I really did laugh out loud.

[OldGit]

[Guardian85]

[joeactor]

[Guardian85]

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" 

[No one]

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?



















She chewed off 3 legs, and was still stuck in the trap.

[OldGit]

A realistic Irish weather forecast.

https://www.facebook.com/TheIrishTake/videos/572658482886714/