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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#3435
August 17, 2015, 04:22:57 PM
 :D :D :D :D

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#3436
August 17, 2015, 05:54:35 PM
^^
Ooh-la-la!  :D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Lee

#3437
August 17, 2015, 05:55:52 PM
Just think if he was in an Armani suit.

Eric V Arachnid

#3438
August 18, 2015, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: Lee on August 17, 2015, 02:54:56 AM

Pro-tip: in England "Fanny" means "Vagina."


I'm not going to comment that it probably means female pudenda because I've already outed a plesiosaurish as a non dino. 
Misanthropic Curmudgeon

Tank

#3439
August 20, 2015, 06:48:51 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#3440
August 20, 2015, 05:12:14 PM
^^
That's funny.  :D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#3441
August 22, 2015, 08:54:22 AM Last Edit: August 22, 2015, 08:56:08 AM by Tank
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3442
August 22, 2015, 04:28:07 PM
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.

She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"

The husband replies, "Well, not exactly - it's her that suffers, not me."
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#3443
August 23, 2015, 03:47:07 PM Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 03:49:05 PM by OldGit

Tank

#3444
August 23, 2015, 04:47:09 PM
It's funny but is it really a joke?

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3445
August 23, 2015, 04:56:39 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3446
August 24, 2015, 07:09:47 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#3447
August 25, 2015, 06:08:09 AM
^  :o

Davin

#3448
August 25, 2015, 04:26:10 PM
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Tank

#3449
August 26, 2015, 06:22:56 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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