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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#3315
June 27, 2015, 08:28:49 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Crow

#3316
June 27, 2015, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 27, 2015, 08:28:49 AM


Hahahahaha, I hope that happens. One day in the future we will get a Christian nu-metal band called Rage Against the Gays with a picture of the preacher setting himself alight on one of their album covers.
Retired member.

Tank

#3317
June 27, 2015, 08:32:19 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Lee

#3318
June 27, 2015, 09:08:58 PM
Looks like a Hummassbird to me.  ;D :D ;D :D ;D

Icarus

#3319
June 27, 2015, 10:44:30 PM
I think that Buddy will know 'cause it looks horsey to me.

Larry

#3320
June 28, 2015, 01:58:17 AM
A horsefly, of course, of course.

Next time, make the question harder, ok?
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Epicurus [341-270 B.C.E.]

"And do you think that unto such as you,
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew,
God gave the Secret, and denied it me?-
Well, well, what matters it! believe that too."
Rubaiyat, R. Le Gallienne, transl.

Lee

#3321
June 28, 2015, 02:01:40 AM
Quote from: Icarus on June 27, 2015, 10:44:30 PM
I think that Buddy will know 'cause it looks horsey to me.

Looks like a mule to me. :)

Larry

#3322
June 28, 2015, 02:45:30 AM
T'aint no dumbass, tho...
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Epicurus [341-270 B.C.E.]

"And do you think that unto such as you,
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew,
God gave the Secret, and denied it me?-
Well, well, what matters it! believe that too."
Rubaiyat, R. Le Gallienne, transl.

OldGit

#3323
June 28, 2015, 04:40:53 PM

Lee

#3324
June 28, 2015, 05:50:21 PM
^^^^ hahahahaha....  :D

Icarus

#3325
June 28, 2015, 11:55:56 PM
Good one OG.

Tank

#3326
June 29, 2015, 01:23:58 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Eric V Arachnid

#3327
June 29, 2015, 02:04:28 PM
I don't like it.
Misanthropic Curmudgeon

Eric V Arachnid

#3328
June 29, 2015, 02:50:07 PM
Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on June 29, 2015, 02:04:28 PM
I don't like it.

You're a sour fuck Eric, what's your problem this time?
Misanthropic Curmudgeon

Eric V Arachnid

#3329
June 29, 2015, 03:01:59 PM
Woman are a puzzle that a sub par can solve and not 3+ billion individuals.
Misanthropic Curmudgeon
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