Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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jumbojak

#3285
June 10, 2015, 01:36:58 AM Last Edit: June 10, 2015, 01:46:38 AM by jumbojak
Quote from: Icarus on June 10, 2015, 01:31:12 AM
Not to worry Claire. You can not be expected to know about one of our revered TV series about war.The popularity of the MASH series goes back several years to the Korean war era  and must surely be well be before your time.

MASH was an abbreviation that meant Military Advanced Surgical Hospital.  The script writers were near genius. They managed to combine blood and guts efforts to save wounded soldiers in a tent advanced position hospital with the height of mirth. That was a classic series not easy to duplicate.

Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.....

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Icarus

#3286
June 10, 2015, 01:39:42 AM
Alright JJ I stand corrected.  Although the MASH layout was anything but mobile, I think that you are right.

Tank

#3287
June 10, 2015, 09:52:47 AM
Quote from: Icarus on June 10, 2015, 01:31:12 AM
Not to worry Claire. You can not be expected to know about one of our revered TV series about war.The popularity of the MASH series goes back several years to the Korean war era  and must surely be well be before your time.

MASH was an abbreviation that meant Military Advanced Surgical Hospital.  The script writers were near genius. They managed to combine blood and guts efforts to save wounded soldiers in a tent advanced position hospital with the height of mirth. That was a classic series not easy to duplicate.
I used to watch it as a kid. I had a huge crush on 'Hotlips'
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Larry

#3288
June 10, 2015, 10:31:11 AM
As did we all. Nothing like a little death in the air to clear the mind and remind us of what's important.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Epicurus [341-270 B.C.E.]

"And do you think that unto such as you,
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew,
God gave the Secret, and denied it me?-
Well, well, what matters it! believe that too."
Rubaiyat, R. Le Gallienne, transl.

Claireliontamer

#3289
June 10, 2015, 10:48:24 AM Last Edit: June 10, 2015, 11:02:45 AM by Claireliontamer
Quote from: Icarus on June 10, 2015, 01:31:12 AM
Not to worry Claire. You can not be expected to know about one of our revered TV series about war.The popularity of the MASH series goes back several years to the Korean war era  and must surely be well be before your time.

MASH was an abbreviation that meant Military Advanced Surgical Hospital.  The script writers were near genius. They managed to combine blood and guts efforts to save wounded soldiers in a tent advanced position hospital with the height of mirth. That was a classic series not easy to duplicate.

Mash was on over here as I was growing up and it was often on, so I  know who radar is I just didn't recognise him in that photo.

Also,  it's partly due to MASH that JJ and I started talking in the first place, so I really should have recognised him!!

Tank

#3290
June 10, 2015, 07:40:42 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#3291
June 11, 2015, 01:51:04 AM
^^^ (ouch!) ^^^

OldGit

#3292
June 11, 2015, 09:53:32 AM

Tank

#3293
June 12, 2015, 07:59:53 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Kent

#3294
June 13, 2015, 01:28:17 AM
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, give me a beer and a mop."
Civilization exists by geologic consent; subject to change without notice.

-Will Durant

Kent

#3295
June 13, 2015, 01:33:14 AM
My dear Fork,

I know it was unfair to you that I left so suddenly, and for that I must apologize. Love can surprise anyone, and although it is no fault of yours, once I met Dish I just had to follow my heart.

Even so, I felt you should know that you have a son.

I named him Spork. He has your hair.

Love, Spoon

Civilization exists by geologic consent; subject to change without notice.

-Will Durant

OldGit

#3296
June 13, 2015, 05:52:26 PM
Oh, that's so sad.  I want to cry.

Kent

#3297
June 13, 2015, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: OldGit on June 13, 2015, 05:52:26 PM
Oh, that's so sad.  I want to cry.

Here, dry your eyes.

*offers Old Git a sandpaper towelette*
Civilization exists by geologic consent; subject to change without notice.

-Will Durant

Magdalena

#3298
June 14, 2015, 03:08:47 AM
Quote from: Kent on June 13, 2015, 01:33:14 AM
My dear Fork,

I know it was unfair to you that I left so suddenly, and for that I must apologize. Love can surprise anyone, and although it is no fault of yours, once I met Dish I just had to follow my heart.

Even so, I felt you should know that you have a son.

I named him Spork. He has your hair.

Love, Spoon



Ha! A Spork.
I get it! :D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Lee

#3299
June 15, 2015, 03:26:23 PM
Evolution vs Kansas

https://www.facebook.com/Kevin.Karstens/videos/2421883103051/

Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to embed this. Seth McFarlane hits the nail on the head.
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