Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tom62]

^good one 

[Guardian85]

During a recent audit here at our office by our IT Department it was discovered one of our employees was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofeyAlbany

When asked why he was using such a long password he rolled his eyes and said, "Hello! It has to have at least 8 characters and include at least one capital, duh".

That used to be a blonde joke. Did the feminists get to it? 

[Biggus Dickus]

During a recent audit here at our office by our IT Department it was discovered one of our employees was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofeyAlbany

When asked why he was using such a long password he rolled his eyes and said, "Hello! It has to have at least 8 characters and include at least one capital, duh".

That used to be a blonde joke. Did the feminists get to it? 

No I got to it.

Actually this is what we refer to as a "bro/bra" joke. I didn't use it in the previous joke because I wasn't sure if everyone here would catch onto the reference.

"Bro" or "Bra" referring to the way some of the younger fellas refer to each other, sort of like, "Dude" or "Buddy".
I have a neighbor, nice guy with whom

I get along with really well, but he has the tendency to refer to me as "Buddy" all the time. Such as "Hey Buddy, How you dong Buddy, or Good to see ya' Buddy, I sometimes simply want to tell him, "Hey Buddy, my name is Bruce, can you simply refer to me by my name"?

Back to the "Bro/Bra", maybe you remember this guy, the "Don't taze me Bro"?

The "Bro or Bra" guy is the young, good looking, frat-boy type who is a few crayons short in the box.

Here's some "Brocabulary" words.

[Crow]

Is your neighbour Canadian?

[Biggus Dickus]

Is your neighbour Canadian?

No, I believe he is originally from Wisconsin.

[Tank]

[Guardian85]

During a recent audit here at our office by our IT Department it was discovered one of our employees was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofeyAlbany

When asked why he was using such a long password he rolled his eyes and said, "Hello! It has to have at least 8 characters and include at least one capital, duh".

That used to be a blonde joke. Did the feminists get to it? 

No I got to it.

Actually this is what we refer to as a "bro/bra" joke. I didn't use it in the previous joke because I wasn't sure if everyone here would catch onto the reference.

"Bro" or "Bra" referring to the way some of the younger fellas refer to each other, sort of like, "Dude" or "Buddy".
I have a neighbor, nice guy with whom

I get along with really well, but he has the tendency to refer to me as "Buddy" all the time. Such as "Hey Buddy, How you dong Buddy, or Good to see ya' Buddy, I sometimes simply want to tell him, "Hey Buddy, my name is Bruce, can you simply refer to me by my name"?

Back to the "Bro/Bra", maybe you remember this guy, the "Don't taze me Bro"?

The "Bro or Bra" guy is the young, good looking, frat-boy type who is a few crayons short in the box.

Here's some "Brocabulary" words.

Whatever you say, Buddy. 

[Icarus]

That photo is a hoot Bro Tank. Excuse me I was distracted by that Damn Bruno and his bro/bra bit. 

The little auto is in appropriate company and someone has a keen sense of humor.

[Ali]

So a psychologist is showing a new patient a bunch of Rorschachs (do they even do that any more? Whatever, he was because reasons.) The first one, the guy was like "penis!" The next one was "two nuns giving each other head." Third was "a bunch of stuff in a vagina." Fourth was "penis!" The psychologist was like "you, sir, are obsessed with sex!" The patient replied "you're the one with all of the dirty pictures!"

[Pasta Chick]

[joeactor]

Back to the "Bro/Bra", maybe you remember this guy, the "Don't taze me Bro"?

The "Bro or Bra" guy is the young, good looking, frat-boy type who is a few crayons short in the box.

Here's some "Brocabulary" words.

Don't forget about Broses!

http://www.joesdump.com/2013/06/03/broses-henderson/

[Buddy]

During a recent audit here at our office by our IT Department it was discovered one of our employees was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofeyAlbany

When asked why he was using such a long password he rolled his eyes and said, "Hello! It has to have at least 8 characters and include at least one capital, duh".

That used to be a blonde joke. Did the feminists get to it? 

No I got to it.

Actually this is what we refer to as a "bro/bra" joke. I didn't use it in the previous joke because I wasn't sure if everyone here would catch onto the reference.

"Bro" or "Bra" referring to the way some of the younger fellas refer to each other, sort of like, "Dude" or "Buddy".
I have a neighbor, nice guy with whom

I get along with really well, but he has the tendency to refer to me as "Buddy" all the time. Such as "Hey Buddy, How you dong Buddy, or Good to see ya' Buddy, I sometimes simply want to tell him, "Hey Buddy, my name is Bruce, can you simply refer to me by my name"?

Back to the "Bro/Bra", maybe you remember this guy, the "Don't taze me Bro"?

The "Bro or Bra" guy is the young, good looking, frat-boy type who is a few crayons short in the box.

Here's some "Brocabulary" words.

Whatever you say, Buddy. 

I didn't say anything. 

[Biggus Dickus]

During a recent audit here at our office by our IT Department it was discovered one of our employees was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofeyAlbany

When asked why he was using such a long password he rolled his eyes and said, "Hello! It has to have at least 8 characters and include at least one capital, duh".

That used to be a blonde joke. Did the feminists get to it? 

No I got to it.

Actually this is what we refer to as a "bro/bra" joke. I didn't use it in the previous joke because I wasn't sure if everyone here would catch onto the reference.

"Bro" or "Bra" referring to the way some of the younger fellas refer to each other, sort of like, "Dude" or "Buddy".
I have a neighbor, nice guy with whom

I get along with really well, but he has the tendency to refer to me as "Buddy" all the time. Such as "Hey Buddy, How you dong Buddy, or Good to see ya' Buddy, I sometimes simply want to tell him, "Hey Buddy, my name is Bruce, can you simply refer to me by my name"?

Back to the "Bro/Bra", maybe you remember this guy, the "Don't taze me Bro"?

The "Bro or Bra" guy is the young, good looking, frat-boy type who is a few crayons short in the box.

Here's some "Brocabulary" words.

Whatever you say, Buddy. 

I didn't say anything. 

Maybe change your username to "Brohorse4"?

[Icarus]

Bro and Bra are gender specific. Buddy is a girl (a cute one too) so she would  have to be Brahorse.  Bad Bruno.

[OldGit]