Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Pasta Chick]

You can in fact wash tennis balls and it works quite well, but they do a number on a drier.  And vice versa. 

[Jolly Sapper]

The circle inside of the square pictographs could use different names: 

Anclops (no eyed), Cyclops, Biclops (two eyed), Triclops (three eyed) and lastly Omniclops (all eyed)

The symbol for an iron looks like a Samurai Jack robot bunny or cockroach.

[Asmodean]

Circle inside a square is centrifuge though, no..?

[OldGit]

[Essie Mae]

I had a really great time.

[Tank]

[Tom62]

[Lee]

LOL.....

Oooh la la!

[Tank]

[OldGit]

The poor bloody rams are going to get a bit confused.

[jumbojak]

The poor bloody rams are going to get a bit confused.

Not to mention the Welsh.

[Crow]

Hahahahaha. Poor Welsh.

[OldGit]

Not to mention the Welsh.

The Welsh will go crazy for the sexy new look. 

[Guardian85]

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

[Biggus Dickus]

During a recent audit here at our office by our IT Department it was discovered one of our employees was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofeyAlbany

When asked why he was using such a long password he rolled his eyes and said, "Hello! It has to have at least 8 characters and include at least one capital, duh".