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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#3045
February 13, 2015, 10:04:01 AM
LOL!

Maybe the A&E departments around the country should cancel leave over the next month?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Crow

#3046
February 13, 2015, 01:51:41 PM Last Edit: February 13, 2015, 01:56:10 PM by Crow
Retired member.

Guardian85

#3047
February 13, 2015, 02:43:58 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#3048
February 13, 2015, 05:47:16 PM
I can see a theme here :)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#3049
February 14, 2015, 02:47:20 AM

Biggus Dickus

#3050
February 14, 2015, 03:29:34 AM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on February 14, 2015, 02:47:20 AM


I take it PC that you are not a fan?
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Pasta Chick

#3051
February 14, 2015, 03:50:54 AM
I have spent the last week afraid of literally Hulking out over the Valentines onslaught of 50 Shades bullshit.

Biggus Dickus

#3052
February 14, 2015, 03:59:34 AM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on February 14, 2015, 03:50:54 AM
I have spent the last week afraid of literally Hulking out over the Valentines onslaught of 50 Shades bullshit.

Happy Valentines Day?
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Pasta Chick

#3053
February 14, 2015, 11:03:28 AM
It's not the "mommy porn" angle (seriously, has no one else read trashy paperback romances from the 90's?  This shit is not new!) as much as the blantant domestic abuse as "romance" and the beyond shitty portrayal of BDSM. 

Claireliontamer

#3054
February 14, 2015, 11:19:06 AM

Pasta Chick

#3055
February 14, 2015, 11:34:53 AM
Yes!

Eric V Arachnid

#3056
February 14, 2015, 11:58:35 AM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on February 14, 2015, 11:34:53 AM
Yes!

Yes

2nd daughter is home and oscillates between EXTREME activity and eating on the lounge watching Ellen.  I thought what I heard of Ellen as comic before she got her show was OK, she's promoting  shades of grey now.  There's a complete works of grey under everybodys chair yey yey yey.  That under the chair shit makes sick.  Why hasn't Asmo done anything about this anyway?
Misanthropic Curmudgeon

Biggus Dickus

#3057
February 14, 2015, 02:48:07 PM Last Edit: February 14, 2015, 02:49:55 PM by Sir Bruno
Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on February 14, 2015, 11:58:35 AM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on February 14, 2015, 11:34:53 AM
Yes!

Yes

2nd daughter is home and oscillates between EXTREME activity and eating on the lounge watching Ellen.  I thought what I heard of Ellen as comic before she got her show was OK, she's promoting  shades of grey now.  There's a complete works of grey under everybodys chair yey yey yey.  That under the chair shit makes sick.  Why hasn't Asmo done anything about this anyway?

Why hasn't Asmo surprised all of us with a gift under our chairs? That's what I want to know.

P.S. I heard on the radio here lately how one guys girlfriend had been asking for 50 shades of grey so he stuck a bunch of paint swatches in an envelope.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Asmodean

#3058
February 14, 2015, 07:03:54 PM
Quote from: Sir Bruno on February 14, 2015, 02:48:07 PM
Why hasn't Asmo surprised all of us with a gift under our chairs? That's what I want to know.
Asmo this, Asmo that..!  >:(

Do you have any idea how long it has been since He was properly appeased last? HM?!  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Pasta Chick

#3059
February 14, 2015, 10:49:09 PM
I don't even know about the Asmo these days.  Last week he sent at least minions into my unused trash can, where they were forced to fight to the death and cannibalize to survive. 
???
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