Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Icarus]

I like that one Tank. 

Do you have Hooters restaurants in Merry Olde England? 

[Tank]

I like that one Tank. 

Do you have Hooters restaurants in Merry Olde England? 

Not that I'm aware of.

I Googled it.

Yes we do.

[Guardian85]

I like that one Tank. 

Do you have Hooters restaurants in Merry Olde England? 

Not that I'm aware of.

I Googled it.

Yes we do.

Guess we know where he is going..... 

[Buddy]

[Pasta Chick]

^ Husky speciality, that.

[Dobermonster]

So that's where he learned it.

[Pasta Chick]

I've seen lots of dogs do it, but -all- of my Huskies do it.  I had a blue-eyed foster... Blue eyed dog's pupils go red when their blood pressure rises.  So middle of the night I'd go downstairs to use the bathroom, which was next to the room his crate was in.  He'd hear me and get excited, I'd flip the light on, and there he is staring at me, nose mashed, full teeth and red glowing eyes.  We adored eachother and it was still freaky. 

I'd have kept him, except he was a wicked resource guarder and my male hated him for it.  They could only be together outside, off lead.

[Tank]

[Tank]

[Asmodean]

There are two though, no? As in plural, yes? 

[OldGit]

Banned for confusing a poor old git.

[Asmodean]

Y..! GET OVER TO THE BAN THREAD, you old... Git, you!!!  

[Buddy]

Banned for yelling at OldGit.

[Asmodean]

He is God. He doethn't yelleth - He commandeth. 

[Biggus Dickus]

Yeah, but don't you use that really authoritative "God" voice?  Like thy one in the "Ten Commandments" (With C. Heston)?

Or is your voice more like Pee Wee Hermans?