Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Biggus Dickus]

[Asmodean]

Generally, they are easy enough to understand. There is a lot of litterature on the subject as well. Where there is will, there is a way, so I think what they are really doing is they are drinking beer until they get some will.

[Crow]

Generally, they are easy enough to understand. There is a lot of litterature on the subject as well. Where there is will, there is a way, so I think what they are really doing is they are drinking beer until they get some will.

You will never understand the subtle signals especially when the vast majority of men can't actually see them. If you can read them then cool you will probably be able to understand why your female friend is in a mood with you for what seems like no fucking reason and it should be obvious and not tell you because you should know and then acts like a total bell end for a month.

[Asmodean]

Well, I'm good at reading people and situations. Also, not too bad at manipulating them to my advantage, although I prefer not to.

[Icarus]

The wise and powerful Asmo is sadly deluded if he believes that he understands the female psyche.  Most of the ladies are wired in a way that is beyond the ken of male creatures. I think that is part of the reason that we find them so fascinating ..... and we love 'em.

[Asmodean]

He can. I'm sure the psychologists among you can relate, even if the romantics can not.

Personally, I do not find females one iota more fascinating than males. I do not love them - or anybody, really - in general, even though I have had my share of crushes, and sex is... Just sex. Many women like that with no strings attached, same as I do. All in all, I really have no agenda when it comes to women (for that matter, men and "other" as well), and that... Uncomplicates things.

[OldGit]

Sheep often get moody, as well.  I'll never understand them.

[Asmodean]

Oh, come on! Now you are just poking at The Asmo! Sheep?! Sheep are utterly, completely uncomplicated. If you have worked with them at all, you should be able to understand them easily. Their motivations are really basic.

[Tank]

[Asmodean]

HA!  Because they are all Kiwi, yes? 

[Tank]

HA!  Because they are all Kiwi, yes? 

Yes!!!!

[Asmodean]

See! The Asmo knows! 

[Essie Mae]

I bought this Christmas card for my friend today. Don't know why tinypic has turned it sideways).

[Sweetdeath]

Cute and funny

[Biggus Dickus]

I bought this Christmas card for my friend today. Don't know why tinypic has turned it sideways).

That's a good card Essie




I had similar issues with Tinypic turning images and always being required to enter the media code with practically every upload, so I switch to Imgur after asking everyone here at HAF what imaging site they used. So far I like it much better.